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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Ilya
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Granted, but grape soda tastes like orange soda.

I wish I was a (A normal pirate not a computer-software pirate)

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Granted, but you die in a sword fight.

Boy... 600 posts, huh? That's a milestone for me. Anyway...

I wish Rush would hurry up and finish their next album.


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Ilya
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Posted: 19th Sep 2004 12:44 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 12:45
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Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I was a

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granted but youll die a lonlely life.

I wish everone would



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Ilya
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What does that mean?
Mine ment smoking alien ogre.

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its a coffee mug with a face on its light, granted but u'd burn ur face

i wish that people would explain there smily expressions

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granted, but you wouldn't be happy with what they told you.

I wish Halo 2 would come out already.

wtf?
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granted but it would be crap, instead of great

i wish people would stop going "I can't wait for such and such a game", unless it comes out in a couple day

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Granted, but then when the great game finally came out you would forget that it came out because you wouldn't have those pests annoying you about it the whole time, and you wouldn't buy it.

I wish school didn't exist and we could download learning programs into our head. IMO, that would be the best.

wtf?
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Ilya
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Granted, but you download a virus and die.

I wish I pwned everyone and noone wanted to kill me.

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Granted but you committed suicide.

Manticore Night wanted something challenging a few posts back, here goes...

I wish I wasn't dead.

Not my best wish, but lets see what you come up with!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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but ur not so the genie decided that the wish was meant to be the opposite of what u said, so he killed you, but ur wish was "i wish i wasnt dead" so he decided to raise you, so u became undead and plaged the land between one wall of your prson cell, and the other 3

i wish i wasnt bored

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Granted, but you die and find it exciting.

I wish I wasn't bored.

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Granted but you take up the hobby of drooling at briteny spears, but never listened to her music but don't care, untill you here and think it sucks and you are bored again

I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe.

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Granted, but you get hit in the head by a big pole and become retarded.

I wish I was a better programmer.
No wait...
I wish I had full control over my body.

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Granted but the Important lower parts of your body get chopped off and you have a strange attraction to Nsinc.



I wish I controlled the universe and cats everywhere fought for me!

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but then the universe gets all blown up and you are overthrown by cats

i wish that i could wish but the things actually come true wiht no drawbacks

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But by my point of view draw backs don't exist so you die.


I wish That everyone but me had only a vaginia and was a girl with nothing bad possible at all because I become god. MUHAHAHA!!!

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Granted, but then you die. And it's not bad for you beacause your high.

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Your insane Man! I would nid tup rut iv i mus hih?

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Quote: "nid tup rut iv i mus hih?"
Is this noobish, or MSN talk? 'cus I have NO idea what that means. By the way, I gotta wish.

I wish, that I could rip your(the readers) head off then stick it up your ass(the readers ass). Then push your eye balls into your head, until they skwish up against your skull, then take a screw driver and stab it though your tongue, and then slit open your limbs, and pour rubbing alcahol in to them(for extra pain). Then I wish I would pull off your nipples and then stick them in your arm slits, then cut off your hands, cut off your lower body, and stick them were your pelvis used to be! I'm even making me sick.

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Posted: 20th Sep 2004 12:11 Edited at: 20th Sep 2004 12:12
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It was a joke. I was acting High.
Granted but you read it first.


I wish I had 5 big boobed human american perfectly fine girlfriend with nothing wrong with have sex with them all day, I can't die, nothing bad happens and that This game stops here.

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Granted, but now you cant use the up key.

I wish, wishes would come true.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted, but the game starts again. And the girls boobs are so big that you can't be in the same room as them.

I wish Cool gaming would log off, beacause I keep going into posts expecting something interesting or funny, and instead I get something like:"[insert name], are you there?"

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granted But I log on again and hack your computer and then kill you.


I wish that the girls boobs were normal size.

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@cool gaming other post
Granted, but you forgot to difine bad and this game.
By "this game", the gene assumes you mean Tic-Tac-Toe. Since your not playing Tic-Tac-Toe, you have to play it forever. By bad, the gene thinks you mean having sex with them all day, so he puts a permenate cork in each one's viginas. You then complain to the gene not realizing you could still have butt-sex with them. Then the gene sets you and all your grilfriends on fire because you annoy him. Soon, the grilfriends die but you don't. You have to play Tic-Tac-Toe forever now, while you are on fire and suffering incredible pain.

@above post
It doesn't matter because thier dead.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

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granted but the none wishes suck your cock, and happen to be guys.



i wish His awnser was not true and that I said the corrupt wishing game. This corrupt wishing game.

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Granted, but it's wish corruption. The gene again gets confused and thinks you want him to set your cock on fire. And he does.

I wish you answer made sense.

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I wish My life is just how I envesion it in my head.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted But you don't know it.



I wish his to Ilya's 3 awnsers didn't exist and that I said the wish corruption game. This wish corruption game and nothing bad would happen.

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Granted, but something bad does happen

I wish my pool stayed clean.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted but clean means full of naked guys doing it with you.



I wish something bad could not happen because I am god, so the girls are doing it with god!

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@Person with pool wish
Granted, but you want to pee in it but when you do, your thing comes off so the pool stays clean. Then you call the gene a f***ing a**hole d***cutter and he sets you on fire and makes you stand in the same spot untill you die.

@cool
Granted, but only for a second, then you die a miserable death.

I wish I was 1337.

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granted, but you are now dust.


I wish these forums were more streamlined.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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granted but no


I wish I didn't Die and I will live forever pluss my origanal wish was still true. The one about the girls

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Quote: "Granted, but it's wish corruption. The gene again gets confused and thinks you want him to set your cock on fire. And he does."
LOL, pure wit there Ilya.

Granted, but your only a noob(Cool Gaming, hint, hint) who thinks he's l33t.

I wish somone would ban Cool Gaming, beacause he's pissing me off.(Hmm, any mods online?)

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Granted they ban me but I by the site and ban you



I wish that all canadian JACK ASSES Died.

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Quote: "I wish that all canadian JACK ASSES Died."


Granted, but there arn't any.

I wish that you would log off.

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granted but i go where you live and kill you and log back on.


I wish YOU would Die Manticore Night

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Granted, but only for one millisecond.

I wish that the Girl I like would go out with me, with no enexpected onsequences or bad corrupt actions.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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@manticore
Granted, but the gene gets confused on who you want to log off, so he sets you cock on fire.

@person above
Granted, but the gene doesn't know who you like, so you go out with your dad.

I wish I wasn't 1337.

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Quote: "I wish YOU would Die Manticore Night"
Granted, but then, my monkey army avenges me. I'm gonna log off for a while, come back when I want a laugh.

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I wish I had a perfect automative defence seystem to defend against Manticorn's evel monkey amry.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know what "evel" is, so he sets your cock on fire.
And he thinks "amry" is a gay pervert so he tells him where you live.
All the other words you mispell, he thinks are nuclear weapons and you want him to bomb you with them.

I wish what I wanted was what's best for me and I got what I wanted.

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granted, but you dont know what you want.

I wish that I could fly, but never crash, fall, burn, become gay, get my cock set on fire, or be hurt, killed, or destroyed in any way periode, in other words I wish I could fly and was invensible!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Quote: " granted, but you dont know what you want."

So, I still get it.

Granted, but only for a second, then you get your cock set on fire.

I wish invensible was a word.

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Granted but you land and someone shoots you.


I wish Nuclear Bombs Killed Manticore Night.

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granted but it causes a nuclear winter that kills everybody on earth!

I wish the genie wouldnt scew up my wishes!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted but he screws you.


I wish..DIE MANTICORE!!

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@Major
Granted, but he corrupts them.

@Cool before
Granted, but then also kill you.

@Cool
Granted, but the gene though "Manticore" was your cock so he made it die.
It was still hanging there, but you can't feel/use it.

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