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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Programmer Xtreme
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Granted but it is yours.


I wish my ic:bighammer would become a huge ic:bighammer

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Manticore Night
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Quote: "his/her dick on fire!"
Now how would that happen?

Quote: "Granted but I have sex with all the hot chix and they say best sex ever, and my dick is on fire cause it is movin so fast"
That's almost as sick as my stuff, get off my turf. I AM THE KING SICKO!

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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene assumes "ic:bighammer" means "I see a big hammer" and that you don't like it so it sets it on fire(You were looking at your hammer).

I wish I was .

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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 13:58
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Granted but My dick becomes huge and crushes you.



I wish I was the king sicko.

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but that's blasphemy.

I wish that I could touch myself were ever I go.


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RougeCat
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Granted but then genie didnt open the code snippet button n c so he grants the wish and ppl think u turned gay.

I wish I was more sexy n had more bf's.
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but your new BF's are all sick(Cool Gaming, Me, Raven, and Jimmy). By the way your looking good.(j/k)(j/k)


I wish that I was more sexy and had more BF's

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RougeCat
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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 14:51
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(lol Manticore Night)

Granted but ur BF's r Cool gaming,Jimmy,n Raven

I wish I was more sexy and got the guy I wanted.
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Manticore Night
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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 15:08
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Quote: "I wish I was more sexy and got the guy I wanted"
Granted, but then he sees how sexy I am and dumps you.

Quote: "Granted but ur BF's r Cool gaming,Jimmy,n Raven"
Can't see the problem

I wish that Qbasic could beat C++.

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RougeCat
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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 15:19
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Granted but darkbasic beats Qbasic.

I wish they wouldnt change my comp at work. (This really sucks!!)
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Damokles
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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 15:54
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Granted, but the programms will require more power, so the actual one won't work with it.

I wish I had a computer at work.

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RougeCat
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Granted but its a very low end system.

I wish I had my own comp at home.
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flibX0r
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Granted, its a lightning fast 8086

I wish I didn't have the flu


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Damokles
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granted, but you have malaria instead

I wish, I was never sick

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RougeCat
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Granted but ur dead already.

I wish I was a genie

Quote: "Quote "but its a very low end system"

I don't care, as long as I can use QBASIC
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Am pretty much in a similar state. Any sys would do for me.
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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 16:47 Edited at: 21st Sep 2004 16:49
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granted ... but you'll be quadriplegia and dump so you'll never reveal your knowledge.

I wish to live in a perfect world

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RougeCat
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Granted but ur the most imperfect person and ppl find u annoying and banish u outta tat world.

I wish I was the devil and grant ppl 7 wishes in exchange of their comps
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Programmer Xtreme
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Posted: 22nd Sep 2004 01:04
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Granted but General Jack Oneill and the asguards destroy you.




I wish I was part of the Sg-1 (Stargate-1)

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Neofish
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Posted: 22nd Sep 2004 02:43
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granted but their fictional

Quote: "I wish I was more sexy n had more bf's."

so u have one and u want more?

i wish that people wouldnt wish so crude wishes

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Damokles
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Granted, but then people would be like Charles Ingals (I hope people remember him)

Quote: "so u have one and u want more?"

She didn't tell she has only one

I wish, that I could bring you happiness and love.

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Neofish
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granted but it would get stolen

Quote: "She didn't tell she has only one"

heh heh....u lecharous fools (hmmmmmm)

ANYWAY

i wish that my enlgish teacher was dead (you would too if u knew her)

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Damokles
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Granted, but she resurects

I wish (hope) that my pupils never think that about me :S

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granted but teh other teachers do

i wish that i had a katana

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Ilya
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Granted, but you chop your dick off with it by accedent.

I wish I had a katana.

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 22nd Sep 2004 06:23
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Granted you annoy one very nasty Yakuza boss and he has all your fingers cut off.

I wish "I'm lumberjack and I'm ok!"

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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but a tree lands on you

i wish computers wouldnt "understand how im feeling today" (muse quote), the sneaky buggers keep getting me

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but intead they'd get angry and cut your dick off with the CD drive.

I wish I could kill somone with 5 1/4 inch floppy.

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Damokles
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Granted, but then you realise we use CDs and DVDs now.

I wish people would not make such obscene wishes on these forums (talking about male genitals)

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but then your dick falls off.

I wish Your head was made of wood.

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Granted but he doesn't have a head.


I wish that we would say boobs now instead of dick.

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Major Payn
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Granted, but the Gene sets your dick on fire so he can be the only one aroused by boobs!

I wish The gene was more friendly.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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granted but he goes on vacation and a goul'd gene killes you

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Cool Gaming, no wish... so...

I wish people would keep this game nice and clean (Hint Hint)


Come to #coding. We promise we wont kick you!
DISCLAIMER: Promises may not actually be upheld.
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Ilya
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Granted, but you never specified what people, so hippies everywhere will try their best to keep this thread nice and clean while the gene sets your dick on fire.

I wish I didn't have a kanta.

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Granted but u somehow get to have 1 and terrorise ppl with it.

I wish I lived in the jungle amongst animals in a beautiful tree house with my dream guy.

Quote: "so u have one and u want more?"
She didn't tell she has only one "


Hehe! Got it right Damokles!
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Damokles
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Granted, but your dream guy will only exist in your dreams, so during the day, you have to handle your life amongst dangerous creatures like snakes, crocodiles, lonely monkeys and apes.

I wish my room wasn't in a mess

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Granted but then u make ur frnds room into a mess and gets u to clean it all.

I wish I could be home now cuddling my cute lil kittens.
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Ilya
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Granted, but one of your kitties bites your nose off when you're cuddling it. Then he shoves his claws into your eyes and rips into your skull. And kills you and the other cats and your family.

I wish you couldn't "be home cuddling" your "cute lil kittens" forever.

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Granted, but for some reason Rosie O donnald is having sex with you!

I wish that I could code good!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but then your coding a virus, and mistakedly hit F5, then your computer blows up and your blown to smoldering peices, with stuff that looks like un cooked hamberger, comming out.

Quote: "Granted, but one of your kitties bites your nose off when you're cuddling it. Then he shoves his claws into your eyes and rips into your skull. And kills you and the other cats and your family.
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Your almost as sick as me!

I wish that rouge cat was sitting in her jungle cabin thing alone with the guy of her dreams 24/7(I'm feeling nice today).

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Ilya
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Granted, but the guy of her dreams kills himself for no apperant reason. And there is a forest fire the day after. She's in the forest feeling sad that her boyfriend killed himself, and then she sets on fire. Her skin starts peeling off and she begins to see her organs. Link her lungs, stomac, muscles, bones, nerves, ect. Then some of the nerves in her leg peel off and she loses feeling in her leg and falls down. Soon, she is nothing but the bloody reamins of a girl who died a painful and miserble death.

Quote: "Your almost as sick as me!"

Now am I sicker than you?

I wish I could quote the world.

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Damokles
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Granted, but it looks like this :
Quote: "the world"


I wish two people (of the opposite gender) in these forums will form a real couple next week

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but no one would care.

I wish people believed me.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Neofish
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but then u dont

i wish that Avan's eyes would focus for once

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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know who Avan is and assumes it's a van. And runs you over with it.

I wish I was sicker than Manticore.

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you'll never be sicker then me!

I wish cats could feed themselves!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, they could feed themselves you. And they will.

I wish goto line 1

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but line 1 contains end, and u die (end is the best command, its short and sweet)

i wish that all commands were end

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but you die a horrible sick death, getting your lungs torn out with dental equipment, then your eyes get pulled out just enough so that their still attached, then get the rest pulled out slooowly. Then your testicles get pelled, and they pull your dick off. Then they set your hair on fire, and surgically implant a bomb in your chest. BOOM!

I am officially sicker, beacause my stuff is creul and unusual.

I wish I could eat the remains.

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Quote: "Granted, but you die a horrible sick death, getting your lungs torn out with dental equipment, then your eyes get pulled out just enough so that their still attached, then get the rest pulled out slooowly. Then your testicles get pelled, and they pull your dick off. Then they set your hair on fire, and surgically implant a bomb in your chest. BOOM!"

YAY!! Just what i always wanted.

granted but there aren't any remains

i wish "Ich bin eine dumme Kuh, die Bäume und chikens liebt!"

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