Quote: "Legitimate question: Why do people hate puns? Like Clonkex's reaction to my "terrible" pun was typical, and I know it was a terrible pun, but, psychologically speaking, why are puns terrible?"
I have a friend on Facebook who constantly posts clever puns, but because they're puns I usually end up torn between trying not to groan myself to death and liking the post because it was funny. In other words I have no idea why puns are so groan-worthy.
Quote: "Really, the main concern of cutting trees is deforestation (not for paper, for other purposes), which happens at a high rate and carries no intent of replanting."
I totally understand that. I'm generally not one to care much about the environment. Sure, I'll try to recycle whenever I can and I would never intentionally damage the environment (tipping barrels of petrol into a rainforest, for example), but I don't really care if my car emits more CO2 than a cow (or whatever it is they're saying now). In fact, I'm helping the rainforests grow by driving!
Anyway, I do agree that mass deforestation isn't a great thing.
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Right! Time to kill that spider.
15:08 - *stands frozen and terrified with flyspray in one hand and a flyswat in the other*
15:17 - *sprays spider*
15:18 - I was right!! It's SO MUCH WORSE with the spider invisible in the hanging jackets!
He fell off immediately when I sprayed him...
15:21 - Phew! Thank goodness huntsman spiders like to be 'up'! He climbed back out!
15:26 - I performed the Christmas-tree move on him (where you spray him so long that he turns white with flyspray) and he scrabbled about for a few seconds and then ran up the wall, onto the window and promptly fell and died. Unfortunately I was actually using surface spray and will have to wash my jacket now. And my wallet. Threat removed.