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Quote: "Part of me hoping people wouldn't recognise them as hash browns, because they're weird looking ones and go, "cookies..?""

I checked the file name.
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I checked the page
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I checked my pants. I mean my points
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Posted: 27th Feb 2016 08:22
Quote: ""Jeb Bush is a big fat mistake" -- Donald Trump"
Now now, let's use happy words Mr. Trump!

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Posted: 27th Feb 2016 11:37 Edited at: 27th Feb 2016 11:38
Quote: "Now now, let's use happy words Mr. Trump!"

"Jeb Bush is a tremendously plump happy accident"?
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Posted: 27th Feb 2016 12:02 Edited at: 27th Feb 2016 12:02
Quote: "Not sure what the riddle means, but i am sure that these points are mine. "


Hmm I should have phrased it better:

Maybe, derives from a higher society family.




Quote: "Quote: "Barely touched it. I've not done any game coding for a while, but did decide to boot up Unity 5 and have a play around. I do plan on getting back into it eventually."

That's a bummer, Sep! You should get back to it . Hmm, perhaps you could join our team?"


It is very tempted, but alas I don't have the time most of the time. The coding I do these days is with the frame of mind of landing an ASP.NET MVC job, because my area is good for them. Hence the webdevelopment stuff. My current projects: My Roleplaying group's website (Convert from Rails to ASP.NET), my ARK web app, my Karate Club's website, my recipe based site. On top of running my roleplaying group and having a full time job and other commitments, I doubt I'll be able to fit game programming in there at the moment.
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Posted: 27th Feb 2016 17:54 Edited at: 27th Feb 2016 22:10
Quote: ""Jeb Bush is a tremendously plump happy accident"?"
I'm glad to see Mr. Trump has come around on his language usage!

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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 02:28
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It is very tempted, but alas I don't have the time most of the time. The coding I do these days is with the frame of mind of landing an ASP.NET MVC job, because my area is good for them. Hence the webdevelopment stuff. My current projects: My Roleplaying group's website (Convert from Rails to ASP.NET), my ARK web app, my Karate Club's website, my recipe based site. On top of running my roleplaying group and having a full time job and other commitments, I doubt I'll be able to fit game programming in there at the moment."


Not sure how the field is on your side of the pond, but here in the states, if you are serious about working in Web dev, you would do well to get familiar with node, angular, react, typescript and mongo. Plus, they are just interesting in general of you are in to this stuff.
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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 03:11
Pints ! Uhm...i mean...POINTS !
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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 11:20
Quote: "Not sure how the field is on your side of the pond, but here in the states, if you are serious about working in Web dev, you would do well to get familiar with node, angular, react, typescript and mongo. Plus, they are just interesting in general of you are in to this stuff."


I will be doing as such, at least with node.js and angularjs. I don't think I've seen any jobs advertised mentioning anything to do with react, typescript or mongo. I am slowly adding in and picking up other technologies, I am learning that for getting into web development, you need to learn a lot of technologies and keep up with them.

But in my area, this is a pretty typical example of an entry ASP.NET job:

Quote: "The Role
As a Junior/Graduate Developer you will have the chance to get stuck in straight away, working on exciting applications and interface development for worldwide clients. You will be welcomed in this friendly team where each person's input is equally valued; you will work alongside the more senior developers to allow you to learn new skills on the job. You will receive training in all the latest technologies, you just need prior experience with one of more of the following: C#, ASP.Net OR VB.Net, and SQL Server and either a degree, or evidence of personal projects/self learning.

The Person & Skills
I am looking for a Junior/Graduate Developer who is ambitious, and passionate about producing high quality applications for a global business. If you are looking for a company that you can grow within, and develop new skills as well as improving your existing ones, then this could be the role for you. You should either have a degree, or some commercial experience/personal projects; you will need experience with ASP.Net, C#, VB.Net and SQL Server, and training can be provided for other technologies.

Other relevant skills:
*C# OR VB.Net OR ASP.Net - essential
*SQL Server - essential
*Java - beneficial "


Or

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ASP.NET.
MVC.
C#.
JavaScript and Jquery.
HTML and CSS.
SQL Server.
Web API & Message Based SOA.
Unit Testing."


But I won't apply for any such jobs until I am confident. It's why I've given myself more than 1 project, to show off different things. My roleplaying website, as an example, because I already have a pre-existing database from my RubyOnRails version of the site, that will show I am capable of programming using the model first approach and that I can work with alternative SQL databases like Postgre - in this I might use one of the popular JavaScript based libraries out there for the flashier features. I might use MySQL for my ARK web app and again, a JavaScript library, this will show that I can do code first, but with an alternative SQL database and that I can work with MySQL. My Karate Club's website might be just a straight up ASP.NET app (perhaps even using scaffolding), using some of the default stuff ASP.NET tries to get you to use, just to show I can work with ASP.NET's templates and build on them. In these projects, I may pick one to slip in some Web API and SignalR. SignalR might work with my Roleplaying site, as an example, because I could work in a real time die roll - like rolz.org but using our own role system.
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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 12:51
American Shorthair Knight


Abyssinian Bard


Norwegian Forest Cat Shaman


Persian Scholar


Bombay Assassin


Sphynx Fighter


Scottish Fold Warrior


Bengal Archer


Turkish Angora Healer


Maine Coon Berserker


Siamese Magician


Russian Blue Thief

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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 18:41
Some of these keyboard designs are pretty interesting.
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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 19:11
Indubitably so my dear sir!
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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 21:43
Pft! Perhaps my instruction set will be implemented in a non-efficient manner, albeit a fast and well performing manner. The processor's control unit is turning out to be exceedingly complex -- I was originally going to have it automatically load each instruction, disassemble and decode each instruction, and execute each instruction according to a small set of microcode stored on the processor. But perhaps I could just include a mini set of processor controlling microcode within each individual instruction! Each instruction would be taking up like 4 bytes of data at that point, though.

Ultimately, I plan to develop a small computer device with a display; some sort of pointing input and efficient method of text entry; capable of running a preemptive multitasking capable, memory protected operating system; and having absolutely no microcontrollers, processors, or any other code/software not designed/written by me. Quite ambitious indeed... But doable me thinks!
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Posted: 28th Feb 2016 22:48
Quote: "It is very tempted, but alas I don't have the time most of the time."

Yeah, i can understand completely. (Free) time is one of those hard to find things in life. Which i had more of it myself, to develop my game SCOT (faster), or play guitar (and record), etc...

Seen Deadpool just now! Pretty good movie!



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Posted: 29th Feb 2016 01:19
Ah, I love figuring out clean, simplistic ways to have awesome 3rd-person cameras. Still have to work out what to do if the camera collides with a wall but that's a step I'll save for the next couple of days.

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Posted: 29th Feb 2016 09:35
Hmm, it seems we have about the same approach.



My camera controller loads parameters from an XML file:



I find it interesting that you use a multiplication for your smoothing:


but I use a division:


In your case, smaller values = smoother camera, in my case larger values = smoother camera. I found that to make more sense but I then ran into division by zero issues when the user didn't configure that value.
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Posted: 29th Feb 2016 10:53
Quote: "In your case, smaller values = smoother camera, in my case larger values = smoother camera."


I think it's because I'm multiplying by Time.deltaTime, which is a cheap way of making timer-based movement work in Unity.
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Posted: 29th Feb 2016 11:18
I'm also multiplying by deltaTime
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Posted: 29th Feb 2016 11:38
Oh, I didn't see where you had said you were dividing for smoothness. That's an interesting idea. I might tweak my script for fun just to see what that would change
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Posted: 29th Feb 2016 20:34
Quote: "Yeah, i can understand completely. (Free) time is one of those hard to find things in life. Which i had more of it myself, to develop my game SCOT (faster), or play guitar (and record), etc..."


Aye, doesn't help that a group of people at work are tying to persuade me to play The Division when it comes out. Not that I already am playing 2 multiplayer games, on top of trying to program, run a roleplaying group, study Karate, do normal life stuff and go to work. That said, I will probably oblige.
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Mmm goose egg curry.
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Which 2 MMOs are you currently playing?
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Final Fantasy XIV (I run a company on there) and ARK: Survival Evolved (I run my own server with friends).
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I never could get into the Final Fantasy style ARK: Survival looks very interesting I might have to add it to the list of things to try in the future
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ARK does look pretty fun. Hard to find time to play anything much lately though
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Quote: "Hard to find time to play anything much lately though"

Yeah, that's why i play my guitar from time to time
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Just found an old Sony Walkman I've had for a good decade or so! I bought it at a thrift store about 9 years ago for a dollar, never turned it on since. Works a charm! Seems to be a 1991 model from a date code inside. It must have been nice for its time, it has two little bass/treble adjustment sliders and a little switch to turn the uber fancy "Mega Bass" circuit on and off. The tape mechanism inside is dandy neat too!
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Quote: "Just found an old Sony Walkman I've had for a good decade or so!"

That's cool!

Brings back some good memories. I remember recording my own songs (some of them were hilarious pieces of my funny imagination ), and when i listened to them later on, i had pain in the stomach from laughing!

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Anyone else find the new combat system in Minecraft 1.9 to be less than stellar?

I love that you can offhand something, though. That's ridiculously useful.

But it's now even harder to destroy creepers...
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2016 23:44
The mobs were made stronger in this update from what I heard (harder to kill). Haven't played it yet though.

What else is new and worth looking at?
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Growing carrots turn purple when struck by lightning
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COMMAND BLOCKS NO LONGER REQUIRE REDSTONE TO FUNCTION


This... this means so many adventure maps will be made it will be ridiculous!
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How does Minecraft perform these days? Still pretty unoptimized or much better?
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I'm not sure, but these points perform very nicely .
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I think minecraft works pretty well performance wise. It hasn't got worse atleast (I think).

As for the 1.9 update, I havn't really tested it at all yet. All I know is that spigot (bukkit) has updated already which is unusual since it used to take months for stable releases to come out.
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^Those are great. I remember seeing them a few weeks ago.
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Posted: 5th Mar 2016 07:17 Edited at: 5th Mar 2016 07:18
Epic, I just figured out how to make a current source using an op-amp:

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Posted: 5th Mar 2016 10:52
That's not a current source, that's a non-inverting amplifier.

http://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/opamp/opamp_3.html
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Pft, but it ensures a constant current through the top resistor regardless its resistance! (within the op-amp's voltage limits of course) I'll have to read up in that article.

Going through your junk mail can be quite entertaining:

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Posted: 6th Mar 2016 00:41 Edited at: 6th Mar 2016 00:50
Oh right, you're doing that.

Here are two circuits to add to your inventory.

1) You can abuse a 3 terminal voltage regulator to create a constant current source. Iout = Vadj / R.


2) You can build a constant current source with a PNP transistor and a zener (or two diodes if you don't have a zener). Iout = (Vzener - Vcb) / R2 where Vcb=0.7V typically. R1 should be selected so ~1mA flows through the Zener diode, i.e. try to operate the diode in its linear region.


A quick simulation of the output current in function with the load (in ohm) shows that it outputs a constant current of ~17mA if the load is smaller than 600 ohm.
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Speedtree for Unity is awesome!
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My informant has let me know that these are points. I must remember to feed my informant for this.
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