lmao... so many things to go through
Quote: "-for their breasts
I have them, but not my best quality. BUT SOMEDAY!!!"
lol you'd be surprised
personal preference (and i know its a shared one) is to have a nice real pair they don't have to be big, just ya know preferably enough that you can cup :">
Quote: "-for oral sex
FIVE STARS THERE!!!"
its annoying, girls are either totally up for it and love it... else they hate it and won't. kinda goes along side the Spit or Swollow question
lol nothing worse that a spitter who can't be bother to get themselves to the bathroom
Quote: "-to laugh at our jokes
HAHAHA...HEHE.. yep, I can do that!"
yup, ever notice that girls tend to laugh at the wrong points though
Quote: "-to tell them its the biggest they've ever seen.
Yeah OK, I can lie there too."
or just trying to refrain from saying "is that all there is?"
Quote: "-to give them someone to be protective over.
Nothing I can really do there, but it is something that girls love."
yup, we love the knight in shining armour stuff, it makes us feel all manly - after you've just caked us in makeup because you're bored.
Women also need men ...
Quote: "-to constantly boost their self confidence with a cunning set of pre-formulated complements
Well... Maybe... you can call me Princess Randi"
god knows why but the odd comment like, "damn you look good today, you loose some weight?" seems to do more wonders than spaish fly ever could
Quote: "-to be good at oral sex
Obviously never assisted with a Pap Smear. But yeah, hey keep up the good work!"
erm nope... and never want to either
problem most guys have is they miss the goal and go for the hole hehee
Quote: "-to listen to them, even when what they're saying is far less interesting than whats on TV.
You better!"
ya know the best guys tend to build up thise little thing when watching TV where you can take down the keypoints of what a woman is saying so when she goes "are you listening to me?" you can sit there and repeat kinda what she said
saying sorry if your not can help too... just try to remember that if she says "you don't mean that" the correct response is "i'm truely sorry hon, tell ya what why don't i take you out somewhere?" not "your lucky i said sorry at all!" (the second one hurts
)
Quote: "- to never give them advice unless its asked for, because mens logical minds and womens emotionally traumatic experiences do not mix.
You are very well trained. Someone did a good job! "
lmao ... you don't give advice even when they ask for it, just reaffirm whatever they say (and be willing to take the blame when things go wrong)
Girls need guys to...
Quote: "-make money and buy us stuff."
thats why my platium card always seems to go missing
Quote: "-Kill bugs."
some don't let us actually kill them... most of the time you have to capture it in a jar and let it free
Quote: "-take out the trash."
not in this lifetime ... thats what you have kids for
Quote: "-and other manly stuff."
(^_^) we're good at manly stuff, until you realise we're actually terrible at it and watch us struggle all day, offer some help around lunchtime just for us to say "NO, i can do it!" and then finally give up when footie is on, just for you to do it within 5minutes.
Guys need girls to...
Quote: "-take care of them when they are sick. (because all of the sudden they become big babies)"
we just love being pandered, and we can get away with it when we're sick
Quote: "-cook and clean. (or at least make them think we do)"
yeah, your roped in by a woman who claims she can cook... when your in the trap all of a sudden if you don't want take away you need to learn howto use that saucer (blasted conspiricy i tells ya!)
Quote: "-and sex. (to keep them from masterbating)"
sounds like a good enough reason