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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 08:01
Quote: "The winner will get to claim he's the most popular person on a website."


YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!! And so the internet version of the 'in-crowd' begins. What a historic moment that will be!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Jeku
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 16:53
Ahhh so this is like when we had a class president race in elementary school and only the popular jock would win every time because he promised better chocolate bars in the vending machines? Sweet


Pus In Boots
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 17:13
We now have official prizes for the winner. The winner will receive:





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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 18:39
*Matt drops out*

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 19:02
Quote: "I'm excited to see who the winner of--- absolutely nothing is"

Woot, so this is just like some damn Gmod roleplay, just for nothing...
And who would want to be the president of this dum-? I mean... forum..


"Your greatest teacher is your harshest critic"-'Butterfingers'
Alucard94
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 19:32
Remember, me and Grandma will be fine with winning nothing, not like Matt Rock, who will burst into such an insane anger that it'll be uncontrollable.


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 19:51
Quote: "me and Grandma will be fine with winning nothing, not like Matt Rock, who will burst into such an insane anger that it'll be uncontrollable."


If that's the case, TGC will realize that it was a mistake to vote the Rock/Dink ticket and will not vote him in the '12 Office.

That oughta show ya' Matt...

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Irojo
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 22:36
Quote: "the popular jock would win every time because he promised better chocolate bars in the vending machines?"


Except this time it's a contest on who has the best photo shopping skills.


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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 23:34 Edited at: 28th Nov 2008 23:35
Quote: "Except this time it's a contest on who has the best photo shopping skills."

Well then, thats none of you... I love to hurt people feelings... It brings tears of happiness to my eyes... :')


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Irojo
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 00:33
Quote: "Well then, thats none of you... "


Indeed. My photoshpping skills-

Well, I've never photoshopped before.


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BiggAdd
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 00:45
Quote: "Well then, thats none of you... I love to hurt people feelings... It brings tears of happiness to my eyes... :')"


It certainly isn't you!

You will probably find Wehtham_ is the best out the candidates.

Aertic
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 00:49
Quote: "You will probably find Wehtham_ is the best out the candidates."

Wait... You did'nt participate...
Quote: "It certainly isn't you!"

You're right, because I did'nt participate neither...


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BiggAdd
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 00:55
Quote: "You're right, because I did'nt participate neither..."

Even if you had, you wouldn't be the best.

Quote: "
Wait... You did'nt participate... "


Wehtham_ is incredibly talented, he is certainly a lot more talented than me and you.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 06:53
Quote: "Well, I've never photoshopped before."


WHAT?!?!?! How can you possibly have lived?!?!?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
BatVink
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 12:12 Edited at: 29th Nov 2008 12:13
You have seen the military coup haven't you?



(This is real, check any of Mike's posts)

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Pus In Boots
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 14:09 Edited at: 29th Nov 2008 14:09
lol, looks like he's pulled a Bush!



Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 14:16
Damn you Batvink, you made me look.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
BatVink
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 16:25 Edited at: 29th Nov 2008 16:27
Quote: "Damn you Batvink, you made me look"


It is his new title, it really isn't a joke. Please go ahead and check for yourselves.



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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 16:51
Do mind me, yes, blank moment...I checked the wrong user.

Well...it seems folks, there we have it, our President.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 16:56
Aww. Now I can't make sarcastic World War 2 references anymore.


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Jeku
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 19:18
Congratulations, Mike!


BiggAdd
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 19:31 Edited at: 29th Nov 2008 23:15
Well done Mike. I think your victory was clear from the start!

Despite your polices regarding Ham in the workplace were a little controversial, you will do well.

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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 20:17
Quite a coup, there.

I say we storm the TGC whitehouse and hang this false president from the outer walls! Then sit back as anarchy takes over!

Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 20:20
And let the FPSC section on the loose... Do you realise what you're saying Darth Kiwi?

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 21:18
I move we impeach him, and install Pus in his place.

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Posted: 29th Nov 2008 23:04 Edited at: 29th Nov 2008 23:05
isnt there meant to a victory speech from Mike?

Matt Rock
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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 06:44
How can you stage a coup when I haven't even taken office yet? The election isn't over until December 2nd, so I won't be inaugerated until then. So if he keeps that title posted, that means TGC is in a state of civil war . But have no fear, I'm a brilliant military tactician with more Civ4 hours logged than anyone else here. And as Agent Dink will tell you, I'm one mean helicopter pilot. I never get taken out by enemies, though trees seem to pose the occasional problem for me.

So, long story short, if he keeps that title after my inaugeration, it'll be war! But I'm sure it won't have to come to that .

"We didn't land on Fraggle Rock, Fraggle Rock landed on us!" - Dozer X

Pus In Boots
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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 16:09
Quote: "I move we impeach him, and install Pus in his place.
"


This guy may just be onto something.



IanM
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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 17:12
It won't work - the person who takes over the presidency from the president after impeachment is the vice president, and Mike very cleverly has made himself vice president too.

Matt Rock
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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 17:19
Maybe he changed the title to test out how to change a user's title, in preparation for my inaugeration on Tuesday . I don't think there's going to be any power struggle here, lol.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 17:36
Will we get to have our titles changed when we win? That'd be pwnage.

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Matt Rock
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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 17:48
Seriously lol, even though it doesn't grant us any real power, that would be sweet .

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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 19:06
Hm, if the ministers/secretaries get a status change, I'd be remarkably chuffed

Matt Rock
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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 22:58
Two of my administration appointments are moderators though, it might mess up their moderator title .

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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 00:42 Edited at: 1st Dec 2008 00:45
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Matt Rock
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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 17:54
lol, Mike wasn't officially running so your four votes for him won't count . You should vote for me instead, seeing as how I'm going to win in a landslide .

And Jeku, I'm upset you didn't vote for me . I was naming you Secretary of Foreign Affairs because you've been to North Korea, lol.

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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 18:00
I got a little worried when I saw 4 Mike Johnson posts in a row! But when I counted the votes for Matt, they came to 17, so I don't think we have anything to worry about.

Matt Rock
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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 22:52
He can get a thousand votes, it won't matter though because he never officially entered the race lol. In fact, I'm not even entirely sure if Mike even knows this thread exists, it may just be a coincidence that he made his title that . If he were properly running, and if he were gathering support from the getgo, then he'd give me a run for my money. But even then it'd be close I'd bet . Though it's only academic, since he isn't officially running. Even counting Alucard's vote for him, I'm still beating him 3 to 1 .

Resistance is futile. Rock/ Dink '08!

Alucard94
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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 23:00
You do realize that now there is not even close to any pride in winning? Even if you win you can't call yourself president over TGC, seeing as Mike now has that title. So you get nothing.
Sorry for the lack of sarcasm, since I can't post world war 2 jokes anymore I'm sort of bored.


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Matt Rock
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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 23:19
If you add up the votes of everyone with either two or three votes, it equals how many votes Rock/ Dink has. We won legitimately... Mike's title can say he's President, but he isn't even participating in this thread. Go be a sore loser elsewhere, we won fair and square lol. If it were 17 votes for Alucard you wouldn't be thinking about Mike's title , just as we aren't. As of December 3rd, there will be a tax in place for using lolcatz, and no one can stop that from happening now, unless in the next few hours we see some mad rush of votes for a legitimate candidate.

BiggAdd
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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 23:31
But Mike Johnson is the president...

He even has the official TGC presidential ham, which he unfortunately ate, ultimately locking him as the president for life.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 23:40
Quote: "As of December 3rd, there will be a tax in place for using lolcatz,"


Dear God, no! NOO!!!

Why must you insist on taxing the people of lolcatz? What good'll that do? Please explain. And did Pus die or something? Wasn't he unfortunately forced outta the race? If so, we may very well see the end of TGC very soon...and it's not even 2012 yet!!


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Posted: 1st Dec 2008 23:43
Quote: "

He even has the official TGC presidential ham, which he unfortunately ate, ultimately locking him as the president for life.
"

Atleast he hasn't eaten the holy mutton. We all now if one eats the very meat of that mutton, it will grant the person eternal power over us smallfolk. But atleast it is safe.. But if someone shall uncover it, we all must pray until of course whom eats the mutton enters our prays.



Matt Rock
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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 01:49 Edited at: 2nd Dec 2008 01:50
Sadly for Mr. Johnson, I switched out the Presidential Ham with a honey smoked one. Why do you think I have 19 votes now? He who controls the ham controls the forums. That's why I fought so dilligently to defeat Omega, he's too new to this community to understand what the ham is or how powerful it can be. But have no fear, the ham is hidden somewhere safe, being researched by top men... top men...



Quote: "Why must you insist on taxing the people of lolcatz? What good'll that do? Please explain."

lolcatz are a scurge. Their level of funny has all but entirely dried up, and there's no contingency plan in place to replace lolcatz with something new. This is why my administration will begin taxing lolcatz beginning December 3rd. It's time to phase out lolcatz and replace them with something newer and funnier. We're also going to be taxing unfunny uses of Rick Rolls.



See how unfunny that is? Imagine how good it would be if we had skilled TGC artists creating funnier wthdawg images. Limitless job creation. And we can pay them with the taxes we collect from lolcatz users. See the idea now? Flawless.

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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 01:57
Hehe this isn't serious, I voted for Mike because, well, he has the power to terminate my mod status And yes, his title change is no coincidence.


Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 02:04
All right Matt, I admit you've got a point...


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Matt Rock
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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 02:23
I'm still at a loss as to who I'm declaring Flame Master General. Not an easy decision since Indi and Meg both left. It's boiling down to Jimmy or Ionstream I think. Am I missing someone good?

@ Yoda: I wish you understood what I was driving at before you voted, lol.

@ Jeku: Are you telling me Mike's been following this thread this whole time and never said anything about it? I'm glad he didn't throw his hat into the race to be honest, he'd have been difficult to beat.

Unless of course you're hinting that you have insider information that my title will be changed from "User" to "TGC Forum President." That would be both awesome and hilarious and the scales for both are off the charts . If not, don't tell me, let a guy dream lol.

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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 02:50 Edited at: 2nd Dec 2008 02:50


A small program that works is better than a large one that doesn't.

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Alucard94
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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 07:49
Quote: "If you add up the votes of everyone with either two or three votes, it equals how many votes Rock/ Dink has. We won legitimately... Mike's title can say he's President, but he isn't even participating in this thread. Go be a sore loser elsewhere, we won fair and square lol. If it were 17 votes for Alucard you wouldn't be thinking about Mike's title , just as we aren't. As of December 3rd, there will be a tax in place for using lolcatz, and no one can stop that from happening now, unless in the next few hours we see some mad rush of votes for a legitimate candidate.
"

Actually even if I was winning I'd be thinking of Mike's title.


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BatVink
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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 12:20
Just remember, Mike can at any time change MAKE OBJECT CUBE to create a Sphere. Then where would you all be? No spinning cube demos...ever! And given the loss of productivity caused by this thread, it could have serious implications.

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