Quote: "You can't POSSIBLY be HUMAN!! How is it possible to not eat ice cream at least once or twice a month? Have you ever heard of Dairy Queen? Or McDonald's ice cream? What about the ice cream from those machines in buffet-style restaurants?"
I almost always eat meals cooked at home, or order pizza or chinese delivery. It's pretty rare that I eat fast food, we don't have a Dairy Queen within 20 miles of my house, McDonald's ice cream is basically frozen sugar with MSG, and I don't eat in buffets for a number of reasons.
Quote: "What do you do, candidates? Oh what do you do?"
Shoot the hostage! Okay, no more references to Speed, I promise...
Step I - Contact multiple moderators I know and trust via email or instant messenger to alert them to the bad content, so they can begin fighting it thread by thread.
Step II - Send an email to Rich, CC'd to Rick, as a heads-up warning, with links to examples of the bad content, and warn them that a moderator may be behind the act.
Step III - Email my full administration to warn them of the attacks. It would be our jobs to keep everyone calm and cool during the pr0n invasion.
Step IV - See to it that the moderator and all other perpetrators are banned from TGC for life. Some behavior can't be helped. There will be strong recommendations from the administration that Rich send the moderator in question to Barbie Island... life sentence.
Step V - All of the valiant moderators who saved the day would be rewarded for their efforts somehow. I'm not sure how yet, but hey, it's only a hypothetical scenario!
In the wake of this disaster, we'd need someone to wash all of the peanut butter off of Alucard. As President, I will do everything within my power to ensure that we send Omega on that mission. Just as the community would want it!
Edit: Unless of course there are volunteers
