My campaign has never and will never sabotage our political rivals. They do a good enough job of doing that themselves
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What my administration WILL deliver on when we're inaugerated into power on December 1st:
Listen to and genuinely care about our constituents
Surround ourselves with the best and brightest, filling our administration with the best people suited for various positions
Impose a tax on lolcatz use, and rally support behind wthdogz, creating hundreds of billions of new jobs for the TGC community
Improve fire safety regulations for and fireproof the FPSC boards
Encourage helping new members learn the ropes, even when (and especially after) confronting our community with noobish behavior. Retrain those individuals to be contributing members of our community, else ban them (or even subject them to corporal punishment, issued by our TBA Secretary of Internment).
Joe the Programmer
Help bolster the WIP/ PA boards with a stringent game development campaign, to encourage game creation over tools development, by introducing new community competitions, spreading team building tips and practices, etc.
Institute a Rick Roll tax when these are performed in unoriginal, unfunny ways.
Institute an "Omega Tax." This will tax citizens who act like (or quite simply are) Omega Gamer 89 when such actions upset other members of our community.
Launch an ad-supported, limitless file size, community upload/ download center within one year of taking office, free for all users who subject themselves to a simple EULA (no, I'm really not kidding lol, Dink and I have been planning this for months now)
Destroy Paris Hilton
My friends, every other candidate has a simple-minded one-liner solution to the issues our community faces. Since I first announced my candidacy, my campaign has garnished more support than any other candidate, not because we lie and smear our opponents, not because we promise sugar highs or ice cream headaches, but because we (the collective of individuals announced for my administration) are experienced members of the TGC community. We understand the difficulties you face day in, day out, and we want to do something about it. The title is superficial, but the policies and ambitions of this staff are not.
Be a ROCKstar. Vote Rock/ Dink and let's make our community a better place, with less cheezburgerz and more progress!