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xilith117
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Can't argue with that. We should add mr. Wikipedia as fact-checker. Once on wikipedia I wrote a whole page on a fictional "coltino lopez" who drove a model T,smoked Cuban cigars and lived in "rio carnes" mexico. It took them a year to remove it- and while it was up, he existed. Wikipedia can create people. It's a government conspiracy.

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bruce3371
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Posted: 7th Sep 2011 15:15 Edited at: 7th Sep 2011 15:15
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Chuck Norris added to top of credit list (He is Chuck Norris after all, and should always be on top of everyone)!

Bacon added to shopping list

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Green Gandalf
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Posted: 7th Sep 2011 17:05
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We also need a gullibility tester. I nominate baxslash. He needs the practice.
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baxslash
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Posted: 7th Sep 2011 17:44 Edited at: 7th Sep 2011 17:44
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I had to look the meaning up:


...are you suggesting I am a good candidate for testing whether people can be taken advantage of? Who have you been talking to GG?

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Dark Frager
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Quote: "You need c++"


Wait what?!?!?!??!

I don't need to use C++.
All my awesome codez are written in: VISUAL-C-ADVANCED 1.9.

While I'm here, here is a physics code for entities.



I assure you, its gonna be awesome.

My plan for today: 1. Wake up. 2. Live 3. Go to sleep.

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RalphY
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lol dude that would have been waaaay easier in C++. I made COD clone in c++, here i show you my code:



I make MMO next, i just need code for server.

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Dark Frager
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However, you only managed to execute the program. Right now your game will not have anything that needs scripts.

Dude, coding the MOST EPICEST GAME EVARRR! takes time and skill. No shortcuts.

My plan for today: 1. Wake up. 2. Live 3. Go to sleep.

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BlackFox
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Coders will be given an aptitude test to fill the position. There will be a delay on the testing date, as I have to buy more pencil crayons to draw the dots and other media for the test. My son used the last set to draw his pictures to decorate our refrigerator.


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bruce3371
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Pencil Crayons added to shopping list!

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Green Gandalf
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Posted: 7th Sep 2011 21:01 Edited at: 7th Sep 2011 21:01
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baxslash



According to my wife I satisfy all three criteria.

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xplosys
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Posted: 8th Sep 2011 18:15
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Quote: "Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands once. After he left; they just called it "The Islands"."


Classic!

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MrValentine
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how did this hit 512, ...



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BlackFox
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 04:03
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We bribed the guys at the door with donuts.


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xplosys
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 04:07
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I don't know. I was in the bathroom.

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KeithC
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You've been in the bathroom WAY too much lately Brian; I'm afraid your bathroom pass has expired. Please talk to HR about getting a new one reissued....I would do that soon.

-Keith

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xplosys
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 15:19
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And I suppose HR is handled by...... let me guess. Does in end in Fox? Every time I ask them for something they make me dress up funny and dance. It's not so much that I'm opposed to dressing up funny and dancing....


but I don't like being forced to do it every time I want something. I feel cheap.

NOTE: Oh, and Doctor Wally Bie says I have a incompetence problem.

Brian.

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KeithC
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I find it's easier if you have a diverse selection of "dress up clothes"....it takes the sting out of it.

-Keith

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BlackFox
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Quote: "You've been in the bathroom WAY too much lately Brian; I'm afraid your bathroom pass has expired."


Issue addressed. Here you go, Brian. Courtesy of HR



Quote: "Every time I ask them for something they make me dress up funny and dance. It's not so much that I'm opposed to dressing up funny and dancing....

but I don't like being forced to do it every time I want something. I feel cheap."


How do you think we feel when we see you doing the Robot, or attempting the Fox Trot? We felt bad and ashamed, so your new life-time pass was granted. Our apologies for making you feel "cheap".


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Dark Frager
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 21:42
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More codezzzz
This time, it's a awesome graphics script!



[CENTER][/CENTER]

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xplosys
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 22:34 Edited at: 29th Sep 2011 23:14
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!!!!WARNING: DO NOT PLUG Dark Frager's CODE INTO THE SOURCE!!!!

I have deciphered this code and thoroughly tested it on my Commodore 64. Essentially what it does is open a hole into the game source directory through the top of a pipe (Com@756) and enables the user to run and jump while grabbing all the codez. All he has to do is simply send a query (paramaeter340) by pressing the jump key on any game controller once the code is in place. When executed, the hacker will get all the codez and the game will be destroyed. Obviously, Dark Frager has been taken over (some form of mind control) by our competition. Don't believe anything he says.







EDIT: Never mind. The Mario disk was still plugged into my Commodore. My bad.

Brian.

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Dark Frager
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 22:58
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Although you are wrong, I see why it does that.

Quote: "if false, then override with code 932074902"
That should be
Quote: "932054605"
, however this only happens on some systems. I assure you my codes will not to any damage to your system/game. Trust me.

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rolfy
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 23:36 Edited at: 29th Sep 2011 23:38
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Ok xplosys, seems the Donk swapped out the Mario disk while you were on the potty....again.
Checking it all out on the dingo drive as we speak.

Quote: "I find it's easier if you have a diverse selection of "dress up clothes""

Add my Mum's wardrobe to credit list.

I am making the awesomest game, with the Foxes and Xplosys!! Click me here---->
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xplosys
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Posted: 29th Sep 2011 23:51
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Darn dastardly Donk!(Say that three times fast.) I now have the golden key to the crapper, so let's get the potty started.

Speaking of your Mum's wardrobe, tell her I'll return her fishnet stockings after I clean the fish. Darn handy things they be!

Brian.

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BlackFox
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Quote: "Speaking of your Mum's wardrobe, tell her I'll return her fishnet stockings after I clean the fish. Darn handy things they be"


Yes, but watch out for those blow fish. They rip through and good night Brian.


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rolfy
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Mum says to leave the blow fish in them...gives her a right old thrill she say's...I dont get it myself but might just give it a try. Thanks for the tip

I am making the awesomest game, with the Foxes and Xplosys!! Click me here---->
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Dark Evenger
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HO! MY GOD ! this thread is awsome ^^
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Winning

Current Project: Lost Contact: Chapter 1
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TheVoxyn
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What is this I don't even...

Who's a noob to FPSC? Thissss guyyyy
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Neuro Fuzzy
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Hey, why am I not a mod anymore?

Quote: "I like NeuroFuzzy as a person, but I don't like him as a poster"
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MrValentine
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Neuro Fuzzy
Quote: "Hey, why am I not a mod anymore?"


you were planning to sabotage this project and lock the thread so you were demoted >.<

[just kidding... but yeah I noticed it earlier myself...]

Donk... Key Kong?

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Travis Gatlin
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Well then, ever since i left, this thread has just gone downhill, may i see some work on this "game"? lol

http://awolthehunted.blogspot.com/
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Hey Brian, with all those crayons we sent you. How is the texturing going?


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xplosys
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Posted: 4th Oct 2011 05:28 Edited at: 4th Oct 2011 05:42
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You didn't send me any crayons. You mean my alter ego.... Mr. X?



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Nice

I'm sure rolfy will be very happy with the progress.


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There is no rolfy, there is only zuul.

Matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively Theres no such thing as death,life is only a dream,and were the imagination of ourselves.
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Oh, good movie. Ghostbusters

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But, but, but, but... I have a penguin that I would like to give. You seem to be best of the awesomest game makers. Can I have somekind of job too.

Best texture of the Month.
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Norion
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@ Vortech

I'm sick of cleaning the boat for Xplosys over and over again. If you want to you can do it for me. Then I will be the engine - driver.

Oh and BTW Vortech, when I looked behind me, you were not there, so you might want to fix your location because its not good.

Sorry for my english, i'm an alien
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Dark Frager
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Quote: "Can I have somekind of job too."


You can help me with my codezzz!

You have to learn Visual-C-Advanced 1.9 though!

[CENTER][/CENTER]

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Seppuku Arts
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I KNOW BINARY CAN I HALP????

HERE IS MAH CODE, do NOT copy it OR I WILL SUE YOU!!!



Dat will make Rolf Harris boogy! THEREFORE THE COPYING OF DIS CODE WILL BE LIBELLOUS TO ROLF HARRIS AND HIS BEARD WILL DESTROY YOUR WALLABIES!!!!!!111111oneoneoneone

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rolfy
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OMG!!!! you found me out!!!
Iam in fact Zuul AKA Rolfy Harris.
Yes that is me painting the greatest arithmetic person who ever lived....ever.



Add Mr Einstein to credits.

I am making the awesomest game, with the Foxes and Xplosys!! Click me here---->
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bruce3371
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Einstein and Rolf Harris added to Credits

Didgeridoo added to Shopping List

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Dark Frager
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Quote: "I KNOW BINARY CAN I HALP????

HERE IS MAH CODE, do NOT copy it OR I WILL SUE YOU!!!"


Quite innovative code!

However using VISUAL-C-ADVANCED 1.9 is essential because the dingo dislkes binary!

[CENTER][/CENTER]

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KeithC
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Who's job was it to keep this on the first page??

Do we even have a "Keep it on the First Page" guy??

Someone's head's gonna roll for this.....roll I tell you!!

-Keith

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xplosys
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Whew!!! Glad it wasn't my job!

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BlackFox
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Oh oh. Keith is spitting nails again. Quick, get more coffee and donuts.


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KeithC
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No more empty promises of Tim Horton's Coffee, thank you very much. It's entirely your fault that I'm cranky!

-Keith

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Quote: "No more empty promises of Tim Horton's Coffee, thank you very much. It's entirely your fault that I'm cranky!"


You want a muffin with that? LOL


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KeithC
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A Blueberry one???

-Keith

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Quote: "get more coffee"


As you wish general.

Is this enough coffee ?

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