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Hodgey
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Posted: 20th Nov 2011 06:50
Quote: "Seems too many people are playing with the penguins and little work is getting done."

Hold on. We're down in a (Mod Edit) desolate wasteland fighting off hundreds of vicious (Mod Edit) penguins which could potentially take over the (Mod Edit) world while you guys sit in some (Mod Edit) office drinking coffee and eating (Mod Edit) blueberry muffins and then say that we need to get back to work! This is (Mod Edit) ridiculous!!!

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Posted: 20th Nov 2011 10:04 Edited at: 20th Nov 2011 10:08
(Mod Edit) those blueberry muffins, they are (Mod Edit) pointless.
These (Mod Edit) penguins just com-----


AWW (Mod Edit) I'M HIT!n

Ohh, I see what's going on. These (Mod Edit) have a sedative in them that (Mod Edit) takes control of your brain and (Mod Edit) turns you against your (Mod Edit) allies. This is (Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit)(Mod Edit) man.

Think of what the coffee would do....

*Passes out*

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Posted: 20th Nov 2011 13:35
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YAAAAYYY!

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Posted: 20th Nov 2011 13:50
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Posted: 20th Nov 2011 21:41
Damn.......

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Posted: 21st Nov 2011 09:37
(Mod Edit)

Did I miss something again? I was out back eating pop tarts and watching Mork and Mindy re-runs...

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Posted: 21st Nov 2011 13:50
Nanoo nanoo!

!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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Posted: 21st Nov 2011 17:15
I take it that with all the penguin fighting going on, that the most awesomest awesome game ever has been delayed?!!

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Posted: 21st Nov 2011 17:18
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Posted: 21st Nov 2011 17:31
I finished the final draft of the code, we can stop worrying about production and start marketing now. Here's the code:

(Mod Edit)

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 00:49 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2011 05:45
does anyone disagree with mods always being right?


Supreme Mod Edit: I don't' see anyone raising their hands. Your futile effort at a mutiny is duly noted (make a note of it). I have amended your next 3 posts to point out your folly.

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 00:49 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2011 05:43
Do

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 00:50 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2011 05:43
Not

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 00:50 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2011 05:44
Triple Post!

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 01:18
KeithC said:
Quote: "Also, as an all-powerful Moderator, I am always right!
"

That can't possibly be ri... *reads AUP*

Quote: "You agree that moderators shall, at their discretion,"

Oh (Mod Edit)!!!

Quote: "Did I miss something again? I was out back eating pop tarts and watching Mork and Mindy re-runs..."

Aaaah! See, this is what I'm talking about. Good soldiers like Dark Frager, Norion and myself are picking bits of (Mod Edit) penguin out of our (Mod Edit) skin whilst you guys sit around eating (Mod Edit) pastries and watching re-runs of some show I've never even heard of!!! You people had better have a good explanation...except for KeithC since, as an "all-powerful moderator", is always right.

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 01:20
crap all of the code got mod-edited out. That was my only copy of it too.

Welp. back to square one.

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 01:32
Quote: "all of the code got mod-edited out. That was my only copy of it too."

I guess you had a re-curse-ive function hahahaahahaa. I crack myself up. It's not that funny though.

Quote: "Welp. back to square one."

You mean line 1. Oh man I'm on a roll today! But I think that's enough programming jokes for now.

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 09:36
Quote: "Aaaah! See, this is what I'm talking about. Good soldiers like Dark Frager, Norion and myself are picking bits of (Mod Edit) penguin out of our (Mod Edit) skin whilst you guys sit around eating (Mod Edit) pastries and watching re-runs of some show I've never even heard of!!! You people had better have a good explanation...except for KeithC since, as an "all-powerful moderator", is always right."

You've obviously never eaten pop-tarts and watched Mork & Mindy as otherwise you would understand. I'm just in the back room if there's trouble. Nobody EVER calls me when there's trouble and I used to be Captain America for Mod Edit sake...!

...oops, said too much again. I'll be in the back room, I think I just heard the toaster...

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 11:41
Quote: "You've obviously never eaten pop-tarts and watched Mork & Mindy as otherwise you would understand."

Considering I spend most of my time working out whilst listening to Linkin Park to make my perfect physique I would not have had the pleasure of eating 'pop-tarts' (whatever those are) and watching Mork & Mindy (whoever they are).

Quote: "I'm just in the back room if there's trouble. Nobody EVER calls me when there's trouble"

Well, we all assumed that the noise of GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS would tip you off that there might be a bit of trouble outside but I'm guessing you've got the volume of the TV up too high!

Quote: " and I used to be Captain America for Mod Edit sake...!"

Oh..uh..Captian...Am..Ameri..I had no idea...I..I...forgive me captain. Had I known I..I would have..uh..uh...enjoy your poptarts and tv.

The penguins are on the retreat, we win this round!

Quote: "Supreme Mod Edit: I don't' see anyone raising their hands. Your futile effort at a mutiny is duly noted (make a note of it). I have amended your next 3 posts to point out your folly. "

...and that is why no-one (Mod Edit)s around with KeithC.

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 12:26
Quote: "Considering I spend most of my time working out whilst listening to Linkin Park to make my perfect physique I would not have had the pleasure of eating 'pop-tarts' (whatever those are) and watching Mork & Mindy (whoever they are)."

Really? Pop-tarts keep me looking buff without the need for exersize, Mork keeps me sane and Mindy.... aaahh Mindy

Quote: "Well, we all assumed that the noise of GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS would tip you off that there might be a bit of trouble outside but I'm guessing you've got the volume of the TV up too high!"

I wear headphones but my iPhone cuts in if anyone ever bothers to call

Quote: "The penguins are on the retreat, we win this round!"

Yay! Back to the second series then... Mork calling Orson, come in Orson!

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Posted: 22nd Nov 2011 18:54
....is it over?......

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Posted: 23rd Nov 2011 08:24
Quote: "Really? Pop-tarts keep me looking buff without the need for exersize, Mork keeps me sane"

You and I might have different ideas on what is buff and what is sane.

Quote: "I wear headphones but my iPhone cuts in if anyone ever bothers to call "

I don't think there's any signal down here in Linux!

Quote: "....is it over?......"

*fires RPG into ice-cave* It is now...

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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 19:09
GUYS! My base at point alpha two-niner has been attacked, all communications have been brought down! I need immediate (Mod Edit) backup! This isn\'t over... For some reason all the penguins were dancing as they brought our base down too... Make note of that!! I\'ll need air support at grid coordinate 98-34-432 ref. #546 relay 12!!

We have a 4 man squad left defending the remains of the base... Please... Hurry!!!

[machine gun fires]

oh damn... Im hit, im hit... Going down! It\'s been an honor men.

Chee..


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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 19:15
Isn't it enough that this forum doesn't let anything that can be connected to 'teams', you also laugh about it?

...what exactly is the purpose of this thread?

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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 19:39
anayar, NOOOOOO stay with me buddy. I'm coming !!! just stay where you are !!!

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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 22:18 Edited at: 28th Nov 2011 22:19
NO, you fool! Don't go out there, you'll get shot as well.

*Screams, gunshots, explosions.*

Mod Edit! Another one down? It's over.


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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 22:43
I almost have the autoturrets up! I just need someone to make it over to the control room. It's bogged down with penguins, but if you make it, the access code is: MOD EDIT

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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 22:53
Mod Edit The penguins have taken your base over, fuzzy. You're gonna need to reclaim it back and destroy the signal jammer so we can get the code transmission

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Posted: 28th Nov 2011 22:54
...makes his way to the control room after distracting the penguins with food...

...swipes access card into card reader...

...code input: M O D E D I T...

...access granted... activated...

There you go.


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Posted: 29th Nov 2011 09:25
Okay, got my rusty old shield out and the costume bulges a bit in the middle but I'm ready for those Mod Edit penguins!

Is it racist to hate something that's black and white?

Time to deal with this threat to our glorious project!!

POW!

THWACK!

BIFF!

SMACK!

Take that you flightless fowl!

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Posted: 29th Nov 2011 20:19
Quote: "Is it racist to hate something that's black and white?"


There is that skin disorder where people who have a dark skin become whiter, but it happens in blotches, so they will be black and white at the same time. Except for Michael Jackson who apparently had the same condition but just bleached his skin instead.

However, you are welcome to hate penguins and badgers on the ground of them being penguins and badgers...or cunningly, badgers and penguins, so be careful, they're like that.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 08:57
Quote: "the costume bulges a bit in the middle"

Are you sure that's the costume bulging?

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 09:13
Quote: "Are you sure that's the costume bulging?"

yes of course. What else could it be?

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 09:14 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 15:03
Quote: "Are you sure that's the costume bulging?"

Dude you're right! It was my gold plated Desert Eagle, wondered where I put that! Now I'm lookin' pop-tart buff again

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 11:28
Quote: "It was my gold plated Desert Eagle, wondered where I put that!"

Ok, you're sure it isn't your *receives elbow in stomach* err...I mean...I think it's time to put that bulging gold-plated desert eagle to good use.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 11:46 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 12:45
I've been ready for action since 1941... just tell me where those penguins are hiding.

BTW what are you insinuating about my bulge? I know I'm enjoying having the old uniform on again but that's just sick

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 12:15 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 12:18
Whoah, I only just realised how that joke could have been interpreted. I assure you that I was only refering to your poptart, rockhard abs and nothing else.

This is just going from bad to worse .

What's that Norion? You need some support?! I'll be right there! Yeah I'll catch up with you another time baxslash. he..he..he..err *in thought* I can never show my face on this forum again.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 12:24
If someone could provide me with a "penguin.x" file I can probably have the first working demo up and running for beta testing by next week.
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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 12:42 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 12:46
I've been using this one for target practice but it's 3ds:



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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 15:02 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 15:04
Sorry to double post but I made you guys something for target practice in AGK. Just click and drag to throw a penguin into the air and click on a penguin that's in the air to shoot him. Enjoy!


Download Penguin Shoot!

(Oh, I haven't any headphones so I'm not sure how the sound effects turned out)...

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KeithC
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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 17:12
Wait a minute....did you actually make a game??

It's about time! Blueberry muffins all around!

-Keith

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 17:27 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 17:28
Quote: "Wait a minute....did you actually make a game??

It's about time! Blueberry muffins all around!
"

Wait... isn't that why we're here? I thought you guys were serious?!

I will take a muffin though

EDIT: Anyway it's NOT a game it's a training simulator!!

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 18:49
Good grief! It works! We have lift-off! No need for my beta after all.
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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 19:11
I am loving the white sand in your simulator baxslash, its so totally awseome, we need to remember to put some crop circles in the game.

Please add Mr baxslash to credits as man who gets overexcited wearing his old uniform.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 19:21 Edited at: 30th Nov 2011 19:23
Mr rolfy,

Mrs Fox has been going over the production status reports and GANTT charts. So far everything is on track. We still have a large amount of funds to continue this project for an additional five years. All the required code for the core engine and development has been properly tested and works smooth as silk.

She would like to make a request. It appears that Mr Gandalf and Mr Baxslash have worked extra hard to make this development a success with their work. She would like to increase their royalty amounts to reflex our appreciation and hopefully that will keep them on board for the duration.

With your final permission of course.

Quote: "Blueberry muffins all around"


25 dozen being baked as we speak.


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Yay! thats such good news Mr Fox, you may of course increase the boy's alowance of blueberry muffins forthwith.

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Those Mod Edit muffins again? We have a Mod Edit war going on and yet again you're in your base drinking Mod Edit coffee and eating those Mod Edit muffins.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 19:33
Please add Mr Frager to credits as whiniest cannon fodder person we know wo doesn't appreciate the subtleties of blueberry muffins and tea.
Its tiffin time and we dont like to be disturbed
Mr Frager I sugges you cme join us and chill a little while you practice on te simulator, we will make a universal soldier of you yet

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Posted: 30th Nov 2011 21:27
Dark Frager is Mod Edit dead! I am his voice. Therefore I cannot Mod Edit join you

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We welcome everyone to Tiffin, even voices of which I hear many so you in good company......Please join us

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