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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Artists wanted for upcoming project

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BlackFox
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Posted: 14th Oct 2011 21:50 Edited at: 14th Oct 2011 21:52
Here. you'll need this to absorb all that coffee.



Freshly baked this morning.


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KeithC
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Posted: 14th Oct 2011 22:21
I am now satisfied.....









.....for now....

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Posted: 16th Oct 2011 19:46
Don't we already have a posting competition?

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Posted: 16th Oct 2011 20:07
Quote: "Don't we already have a posting competition?"


For being presumptuous, you are fired from the game and this thread...

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Posted: 16th Oct 2011 23:59
Mr Insert, you are poster?
Would you post my game for me?
I will then re-instate you and you will be in the credits and you will be famous' we could use a professional poster as we dont seem to have one.

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Posted: 19th Oct 2011 03:50
How comes along the awesomest project? I was wondering if you guys needed anything.

Abdul Ahad

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Posted: 20th Oct 2011 14:07
I nominate AbdulAhad for the task of sourcing everything that has been overlooked.
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Posted: 20th Oct 2011 17:18
I second....motion carried.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 08:47
Quote: "Mr Insert, you are poster?
Would you post my game for me?
I will then re-instate you and you will be in the credits and you will be famous' we could use a professional poster as we dont seem to have one."

Just curious...how are you going to credit him if he hasn't inserted his name?

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 08:55
You aren't actually asking for artists for a game project at all.
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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 09:04
Quote: "I second"

I OBJECT!

I believe this legal headbutting has now put this into deadlock. I propose a battle to the death, keithc. Weapons: muffins. Time: yesterday (relative to time of thinking of this post).

I nominate abdulahad as part of the muffin fetching squad.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 09:06
Quote: "Weapons: muffins."

You failed to specify which flavour(s).

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 09:49
muffin flavored.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 17:49 Edited at: 21st Oct 2011 17:53
Quote: "You aren't actually asking for artists for a game project at all. "


We have looked long and hard for someone to fill the position of Capt. Obvious. I propose Capt. Fluffy "Obvious" Rabbit be given command over all the "Nay-Sayers" from henceforth.

Furthermore, I propose that Capt. F.O.R. be promoted at the earliest possible time to Capt. Majorly "Obvious" Rabbit...or C.M.O.R. for short. This is a rank in-between Captain and Major, and I feel it most appropriate at this time. Can I get a second?

Of course; if Capt. Fluffy "Obvious" Rabbit cannot fulfill his duties as set forth in the Articles of Free Artistry and the Enforcement of said Articles (Section 2, Paragraph 3, Sub-Section 3C); I suggest his name and Title (C.M.O.R.) be transferred without delay, to Lt. B. Utts.

That is all.....

-Keith

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 17:58
I'll second and third that.
Its just so totally awesome how the right people seem to find us, I believe there is a higher force at work here.
There will be no fighting to the death, you will have a dance off with the furry slippers if you have grievances to resolve, the council have spoken.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 18:15 Edited at: 21st Oct 2011 18:17
Quote: "muffin flavored"


I can't believe that one got by the sensors! WoooHooo!

I forth the position and promotion and furthermore suggest that Capt. Majorly "Obvious" Rabbit be immediately reassigned to the teams Medical Division, 108th Mental Health Squadron, under the command of "General Anesthesia", where he can best assist "Major Disaster" in the day-to-day operations of the team.

Mr. X

Edit: Request General Anesthesia and Major Disaster be added to the credits.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 18:37 Edited at: 21st Oct 2011 18:39
Quote: "Edit: Request ........ Major Disaster be added to the credits."


He's already in the credits, assisting Mr Keith in his General Pain duties.

I have, however, added Mr General Anesthesia to the credits list, along with Capt. Majorly "Obvious" Rabbit.

I've also added a new team; Medical Division, 108th Mental Health Squadron to the list...

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Posted: 21st Oct 2011 23:23
i think i can help yur game

i recently discovered your game and i think i can be of great help funding it i am a nigerian prince but my family dide in a plane crash but i need $10000 to collect the fortune but then I can give it back and then some

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 00:01
I propose Neuro Fuzzy coordinates the Nigerian Ways and Means Committee.
BlackFox
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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 00:19
Quote: "i recently discovered your game and i think i can be of great help funding it"


Tribal Council have met to discuss how you discovered the game, given it has not been released yet. Also, all funding has been covered already by the Fox den, since 350 acres of land was sold to provide Mr Rolfy all the funds he needs.

Quote: "I propose Neuro Fuzzy coordinates the Nigerian Ways and Means Committee. "


Council has taken that under advisement and grants the proposal. Coffee and muffins all around


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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 00:24
Mr Fuzzy added to Credits list.

Coffee and Muffins added to Shopping list.

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 04:43
Quote: "Of course; if Capt. Fluffy "Obvious" Rabbit cannot fulfill his duties as set forth in the Articles of Free Artistry and the Enforcement of said Articles (Section 2, Paragraph 3, Sub-Section 3C); I suggest his name and Title (C.M.O.R.) be transferred without delay, to Lt. B. Utts."

It is also stated in Section 2, sub section III, paragraph 3 of the Ridiculously Obvious Artist Act that should a Lieutenant fail to then perform his duties after a name transefferal will then be demoted to a 2nd Lieutenant and given a name to the choice of the transferrer.

Quote: "Coffee and Muffins added to Shopping list."

Remember to get "muffin" flavoured muffins.

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 04:50
Quote: "Remember to get "muffin" flavoured muffins."


That still make me giggle. I used to call my wife "Muffin".
She ran off with a wallabie. Oh well. You can't hop everything.

Mr. X.

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 04:53
Quote: " I used to call my wife "Muffin". "

Dare I ask what you call her now?

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 04:54 Edited at: 22nd Oct 2011 04:55
Quote: "Dare I ask what you call her now?"


Mrs. X, of course.

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2011 06:55
Roger that....keep Mrs. X OFF the list.

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Posted: 25th Oct 2011 03:16
Quote: "Roger that....keep Mrs. X OFF the list."

Should we keep Roger off the list as well?

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Posted: 27th Oct 2011 04:06
BlackFox
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Posted: 27th Oct 2011 05:06 Edited at: 27th Oct 2011 05:07
Quote: "Add Roger Wilco as communications officer."


Presses the key to talk...

<click> Affirmative <click>


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Posted: 27th Oct 2011 19:41
Mr Wilco added to Credits List

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Posted: 27th Oct 2011 22:31 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2011 16:00
Add Mister to the credits 2. He was the one who kept us awake while building the most awesome game in the world, he is a true hero.

HUGE EDIT: lets see how much coffee we can place in one post.



need more ?

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Posted: 27th Oct 2011 23:34 Edited at: 27th Oct 2011 23:35
I don't like coffee, you need to change that. I find the fact this project actively promotes coffee is offensive, as a tea enthusiast (a.k.a. true Englishman). Also, I would like left handed penguins, to make the game more accessible to left handed gamers like me.

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Posted: 27th Oct 2011 23:56
Quote: "I find the fact this project actively promotes coffee is offensive"


How's that working out for you?

This whole project is offensive. That's the idea! In the making of this game (so far), animals were forced to work without pay, fish were drowned, birds were thrown into the air, and people of all races, creeds, and religions were made fun of. The only thing we haven't done yet is "left handed tea drinkers".

Add "Idea Man" to Sep's repertoire.

Mr. X

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 00:11
Quote: "Add "Idea Man" to Sep's repertoire."


Consider it done

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 00:28 Edited at: 28th Oct 2011 00:31
Quote: "lets see how much coffee we can place in one post."


Edit - Never mind but there is something very mesmerizing about staring into all of that coffee.

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 00:45
Quote: "Also, I would like left handed penguins"


Do we even have any penguins? Hey, you know what?

BOAT TRIP!!!! Gas up the boat boys. We're after left handed penguins.



Where do penguins live?

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 00:53
Quote: "Where do penguins live?"

Linux....or Antarctica

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 01:08
@ Bruce 3371

You still haven't changed my work in the credits. I'm no longer the boat cleaner, I'm the engineer.

You will now be punhised by snails, Just like Xplosys. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA !!!!!!!

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 01:30
Do we need to assemble the Tribal Council again?


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Quote: "Do we need to assemble the Tribal Council again?"


Nope. Let em get their own boat. Were off to Linux!

Mr. X

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What are the geographical coordinates for Linux?

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 04:43 Edited at: 28th Oct 2011 04:46
Don't worry. I just put Linux in the computer and....


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Last login: Tuesday, Oct 27 05:57:25 2011 from Sidney
[@s "]#


What happened to Windows?

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 04:45
78 degrees S
80 degrees E

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Quote: "What happened to Windows?"

The boat will have portholes so don't worry.

Quote: "78 degrees S
80 degrees E"

Captain Obvious! We have a heading!

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Good thing we have the crew consisting of Captain Obvious, Lt. Wilco, and Ensign Compass. Otherwise you might get lost.

I'll have our rescue team on stand-by (just in case).


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Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 06:53

can...
can I be on the crew?

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 08:36
Quote: "can I be on the crew?"

They'll need a chef. Someone's got to bake the muffin flavoured muffins and make the coffee.

I'm happy to be apart of the search and rescue...if you need another person.

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 14:27
I can be ship coder plz?

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Posted: 28th Oct 2011 15:03
Quote: "I can be ship coder plz?"


I hope that gets approved. I am always is awe of your codez. Can you code the boat to stop rocking? It's fine in flight but on the water it makes me dizzy.

Mr. X

!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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Quote: "Can you code the boat to stop rocking?"


Yes, ofcourse I can, this is piece of cake with for me.

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