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Travis Gatlin
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Hey......................................
I am no longer confused, i now realize that you guys are just idiots (jk)

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Seppuku Arts
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Why joke? It's the truth? But, they're idiots with some smarts, I mean Penguins that's just genius! And that's why they're idiots, because they're too stupid to realise that being a genius doesn't make them an idiot and only an idiot would try to be an idiot when they're smart. You got me right?

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Norion
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Posted: 30th Oct 2011 17:07 Edited at: 30th Oct 2011 17:08
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please listen to this music while reading my post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjMNNpIksaI


EPISODE VI The return of Norion.

After destroying the penguin ship, Norion went to the anti penguin planet. He spent all his time designing new and awesome weapons.

After he landed on the super secret Los Angels spaceport. He turned on his laptop, and saw how penguins take the forums over. There was not enough firepower to stop them so Norion had to give the new and awesome weapons to the forum members.

Its time my friends... Its time TO KILL'EM ALL !!!

Look. I designed new weapons with a trigger now !!! STOP USING CODEZZZ AND START USING WEAPONS !!!!!!

HERE ARE MY DESIGNS !!!







THIS IS ME WITH MY NEWEST GUN !!!




EVERYBODY MAY USE THIS GUNZ !!!



AND YOU GUYZ MAY UZE THIZ GUNZ 2 !!!



LETS KILL THEM ALL !!!

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Travis Gatlin
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@Seppuku Arts

I understand Completely.

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anayar
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WOOOHOOO! NORION YOU CAME THROUGH!!!
Alright men, arm yourselves... this is gonna get real bad real fast!

Commence plan Alpha 2 Bravo Charlie TOP Secret Black Ops thing! Hodgey, Ive got your back this time

Cheers,
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Dark Frager
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Posted: 30th Oct 2011 19:32
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LET'S DO THIS! I'm armed with 34 anti-penguin code capsules ready for deployment, just give me the sign!

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You know, a little more work and less play may help to get this awesomeness game done faster.

We may need to employ the penguins to pick up the slack...


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anayar
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@DG: Wait till Keith gives the signal...

OH NO!! NOT BLACKFOX! Looks like another member of our "trusty" squad has fallen to the penguins...

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Dark Frager
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Posted: 30th Oct 2011 19:59
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Blackfox too? NOW WE ARE TRULY DOOMED. THIS IS OUR LAST STAND.

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BlackFox
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Posted: 30th Oct 2011 20:05
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Wait until I have my coffee first. BlueFox is priming our gear, then we'll be all set.


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Dark Frager
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Alright, ok, it's all good, I thought we lost you.

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KeithC
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We are a go.

The coordinates are locked in.....fire for effect!


...and who's got my blasted coffee!!

-Keith

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Dark Frager
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ALPHA 5-6 DROPPING ANTI-LARGE GROUP CODE BOMBZ AT COORDINATES -43443, 345.

ALL CLEAR, SHOWS NO SIGNS OF ACTIVITY.

Also, here's your coffee.

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OKAY !!! EVERYBODY LISTEN !!!

I want to do this by the book. Its very simple: get in, and get out as fast as possible.

Alright everybody ready ?

Okay, Alpha team get in, Beta team stand by for an attack.

KeithC, where is that tactical NUKE I asked for we need it NOW.

DF, STATUS please, how are DA CODEZ doing ?

Beta team get in, give Alpha team some support. GO GO GO !!!

Hodgey, I want new and updated coordinates for the air support.

And the rest, grab a weapon and FIGHT !!! WE CAN DO THIS !!!

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Norion
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Posted: 31st Oct 2011 00:28
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DF, I got new bombs for YA.



Just don't use them yet. We have to wait for the right moment.

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Lolwut.
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Hodgey
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Quote: "Hodgey, I want new and updated coordinates for the air support."

We have a couple of targets to hit thanks to their spies. First off is their HQ located at the South Pole at S90 E 0-180. Just shoot south!

The next target is Neuro Fuzzy's computer. Dark Frager can you pinpoint his location?! If you get those coordinates radio them to Air Support

*clicks gun* LETS DO THIS!!!

*clicks radio* "Red leader standing by"

And this, gentlemen, is what I'll be using:


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anayar
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Clicks radio; "Blue leader standing by"

Now can someone help me make these 2 penguin spies we captured talk? Preferably someone who knows penguinese?? Over. Oh, an bring some coffee. Out.

Cheers,
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Norion
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Posted: 31st Oct 2011 07:51
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Quote: "Now can someone help me make these 2 penguin spies we captured talk? Preferably someone who knows penguinese?? Over. Oh, an bring some coffee. Out."


I can make them talk hehehe OH and here is your coffee.

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*walks out of bedroom with coffee in dressing gown, yawning*
Did I miss something?

What happened to your back Hodgey? Looks like it's been... pecked...

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Hodgey
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Quote: "Did I miss something?"

Commander Baxslash! We could use your backslashing skills! Just don't slash mine!

Quote: "What happened to your back Hodgey? Looks like it's been... pecked..."

And who's supposed to watch my back? Anayar!? Well it's expected, these are vicious penguins. *picks a live penguin out of back*.

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@Norion, received the bombs, and recoded them for maximum effect.

Also, someone might have to take my position over for 4 days, because I'm going on a trip.

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Travis Gatlin
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Posted: 31st Oct 2011 23:28
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We better pray a new member doesn't read this thread or they may think this is what we do when we make games on this forum.

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Quote: "*walks out of bedroom with coffee in dressing gown, yawning*
Did I miss something?"


And where are the pink fuzzy bunny slippers to accompany that there outfit?


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Hodgey
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Quote: "And where are the pink fuzzy bunny slippers to accompany that there outfit?"

And the nightcap.

Somebody get Baxslash a weapon!

Quote: "We better pray a new member doesn't read this thread or they may think this is what we do when we make games on this forum."

If any new members do see this thread we may have to silence them.

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Quote: "And who's supposed to watch my back? Anayar!?"

Oh man... sorry bout' that! I got too caught up drinking my coffee!

And thanks bud! They got so scared when they heard your name that they begged me not to trun them over to you. "Norion" must mean something pretty bad in penguinese We got the exact co-ordinate location for their main base. Norion, you listenin'?

90S, 0E... got it?

Now Im going to go code a GUI in VisualBasic so I can track an Ip address... err, I mean a co-ordinate. Be back soon

Cheers,
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Norion
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Posted: 1st Nov 2011 08:21 Edited at: 1st Nov 2011 08:22
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@ Anayar

Thanks M8, I know what you mean. I got some history in Antartica . Hehehehe. But the only question left is: are we going to attack or bomb the penguin base ?

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Quote: "And where are the pink fuzzy bunny slippers to accompany that there outfit?"

I may have been a little sick on them after a bad curry...

Quote: "Somebody get Baxslash a weapon!"

I've got my Desert Eagle in my dressing gown (pink) pocket. Will that do? It is gold plated!

I just noticed there's a bunch of penguins standing on each other's shoulders cutting a hole in the top of the mainframe... is that normal?

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Quote: "I've got my Desert Eagle in my dressing gown (pink) pocket. Will that do? It is gold plated!"

That should be O.K.

Quote: "I just noticed there's a bunch of penguins standing on each other's shoulders cutting a hole in the top of the mainframe... is that normal?
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Baxslash, top penguin, right between the eyes...and remember to squeeze the trigger, nice and slowly.

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Quote: "Baxslash, top penguin, right between the eyes...and remember to squeeze the trigger, nice and slowly."

Don't teach grandma how to suck eggs deary

I shot the bottom one and the rest of them as they fell. Didn't like the look of their beedy little eyes.

"Happy Feet" is about all that's left of 'em

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Quote: "Happy Feet" is about all that's left of 'em"


Don't worry about them. They are a bunch of retards .

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Quote: "Don't teach grandma how to suck eggs deary"

*in upset monotone voice* Sor-ry grand-ma Bax-slash.

Quote: "Quote: "Happy Feet" is about all that's left of 'em"

Don't worry about them. They are a bunch of retards"

Let the rookies use them for target practice then.

On a side note has anyone else realised that this thread's post count in geek culture is one extra to the post count listed in the thread?

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I guess a Mod deleted it because it was a pointless post...
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Obviously.

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I demand an update on our progress....immediately, or at my earliest convenience.

-Keith

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NOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

Happy feet 2 is coming !!! Everybody, pick up your weapons. We must fight against these fools


I'm ready for battle. How about you guys ?

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Quote: "I demand an update on our progress....immediately, or at my earliest convenience. "

Sorry sir, the penguins knocked out our communications relay. We've only just got it back online. Oh, someone get Keith a pot of coffee and a couple of muffins...on the double! You know how he gets when he makes this face.

Quote: "I'm ready for battle. How about you guys ?"

Right behind you Norion, let's get rid of this menace once and for all! For Sparta!!!

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Right behind you Norion, let's get rid of this menace once and for all! For Sparta!!!"


Armed and ready.

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Alright. I knew I could count on you guys Lets wait for the others first. And discuss our strategy.

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Guys, we have a spy among us. I just got footage of the penguins playing out game.... those (Mod Edit) hooligans.
Now who is the (Mod Edit) guy who keeps leaking info to them!


Cheers.

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I find it remarkable how moderators are so well trained in the art of moddery that they are able to anticipate where inappropriate words are placed before a post is posted and insert their mod edits, eliminating the actual need to edit a person's post, so the inappropriate words are never actually read by unsuspecting eyes.

Now that's efficiency for you.



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Add (Mod Edit) efficiency to our list requirements for potential people to be brought on board to work on this project.

And someone please give Keith his (Mod Edit) blueberry muffins for the week so he can leave us alone to work instead of demanding a progress report every two days, six hours, thirty-six minutes.


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Seppuku Arts
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Nice touch on using the profanity, I'm sure his mod senses summoned him to your message, now he knows to ban/slap whoever is in charge of blueberry muffins if they fail to deliver them.


I see (Mod Edit) is doing its job. Good move on adding it to the list.

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All of you (Mod Edit) are (Mod Edit) stupid.

I mean, like how the (Mod Edit) can you not know how the mods do their (Mod Edit) job.

Duhh, y'all are (Mod Edit) dumb.

Peace.

(Mod?)Edit: Wow, that is efficiency after all.

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Keith, Cathy says an extra tin of muffins and other baking for you if you get these guys back to work. Seems too many people are playing with the penguins and little work is getting done.

Otherwise Tribal Council and rolfy will need to assemble to make some... adjustments.


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I second, third and fourth that......I turn my back for a second and they all off playing with their pinguins....I demand this tomfoolery cease firstwith, secondwith and fourthwith.
We need more furry slippers.

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Do you know tomfoolery? He came firstwith his family, then after he was tired got his secondwith and kept on working, then spent a fourthwith at the castle of Mr Bie.


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Yes he has red hair and a moustache, he has been in the credits for some time now.

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Really? I ought to meet him this....tomfloorey or tomflorey guy you...said?

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Quote: "Yes he has red hair and a moustache, he has been in the credits for some time now."


Ah, yes there he is. I missed him when reading the credits. Most excellent ideas he has.


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