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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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granted but the genie couldn't read whatever language u are using(looks like german) and banned you cause the tos of the forums say to use english

i wish i had an old intel 8008(i don't care what happened to it i just want to see one)

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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 08:39
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it means im a silly cow that loves trees and chikens

granted but u become blind so u cant feel it

i wish that i was multi-lingual

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Programmer Xtreme
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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 08:40
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Granted but it's invisible


I wish That I could see how hot/ugly rouge cat was.

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Manticore Night
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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 08:55
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ARG! CG wants to screw Rouge Cat, run Rouge Cat, run for the hills, or of course you could come see me (j/k)

Quote: "i wish that i was multi-lingual"


Quote: "Granted but it's invisible"


LOL, multi-lingual is knowlege not a physical things.


Quote: "I wish That I could see how hot/ugly rouge cat was."
Granted, but she kicks your ass then shoots you in the head, not that she'd do that, but I would.

I wish I could go touch my French.

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Ilya
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@Cool
Granted, but when you come to see, you fall in a pit. After falling 100 meters, a rock sticking out of the side of the pit hits you underneath your jaw and flips you upside-down. When it hit your jaw, it caused it to fall off and the shock caused your testicles to come off and fall down your pantleg. After falling 500m, you land in water. You look up. There are many spikes falling twards you. They are flaming. One pierces through your dick and burns it off. Another one pierces through the muscle on your left arm. And another through your foot. Your are now immoble and fall down, not realizing that your foot and arm are pierced. The spike in your arm remains still when you fall, aventually almost splitting your arm in half. After you free your arm, your muscle falls out and onto the ground. You feel the Skin that was surrounding your muscle. You see the outher side. You look at what's inside your bones and nerves. A lot of blood is leaking out of your arm. Your foot stoped the fall, but only temporary. Soon, your foot cracked off. You can now see the joint that connected your foot to your leg. The massive ammount of blood leaking out. The nerves and skin there. You now fall and hit the side of the pit. The water is now pure red, and you don't feel so good. Another spike comes down and pierces through your stomac. You puke out blood. You look up and see a spike. That is the last thing you see because it pierces through your brain.

@Manticore
What about now?

Granted, but the gene doesn't know what you mean. So he drops you 1000 miles above France. You cut your dick off with a spike and die.

I wish I couldn't die.

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Manticore Night
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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 09:03 Edited at: 23rd Sep 2004 09:04
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Granted, but (lets see about that) you are stuck in a burning building, your eyes start melting out then your lower body starts having this horrible pain, then somthing knocks your head off and then your head gets set on fire while your body burns, then spikes fly into your hands, and your pinned to the wall, then somone takes your head and pulls off everything, then takes a knife and carves it flat, then it gets torn to shreds, and your bones get taken out of your body, then somone cuts out your heart and skwishes it, finnally your bones blow up and you lay there your bones in taters, your head in shreds, your body, destroyed, your heart swished, and your still alive and in all that pain.

I wish that I could eat you.

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Major Payn
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Granted, but you must live forever in a padded room, and a streight jacket on so you cant hurt yourself.

I wish that I could run around the world!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Programmer Xtreme
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Granted but you die



i wish that my internal organs would work wrong

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Ilya
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Granted, but, one day, you puke out a creature. It looks like a pice of crap. You kick it. It claws your foot off and goes inside. Soon, you are not able to feel your foot, and your nuts and penis come off. The creature bites into your stomac and spills acid into your body. Luckily, the acid misses your lungs. The creature is immume it acid and makes it's way upward. It bites a hole through your lungs. You fall unconcius. The creature eats your lungs and finds your heart. It then stabs it with a claw. You wake up. You feel cold. You hear a very loud beep-like sound. You fall back onto the floor. Soon, your lungs and heart get flooded with acid. The creature rips a hole into your backbone and eats the nerves there. It procedes into your neck. It eats some of the veins and bites a hole into your backbone again. It crawles in and makes it's way into your brain. Your 5 minutes are up and you die. It eats some of your brain and dies trying to find it's way out of your body. Soon, you body rots and noone cares or knows.

I wish I italic.

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Programmer Xtreme
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GRANTED BUT A EVIL GUT WRENCHING MAN CALLED ILEA EATS YOUR AND CRAP THROWS IT AT YOU AND THEN GOES UP YOUR BUTT AND EATS YOUR DICK AND butt OF FROM INSIDE OUT! THEN HE GOES AND RIPS YOUR BRAIN AND YOU DIE HAVING YOUR dick (WHICH WAS IN YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOLE) EATEN! I WHEN NASTY

I WISH

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Major Payn
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Granted, but the sunglasses are not UV protective,and your eyes burn up from looking at the sun, your dick also falls off!

I wish that yall would stop being so descriptive.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 10:28 Edited at: 23rd Sep 2004 11:24
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Granted. Not. One day, you visit a Chinese food shop. You buy some sop to eat when you get home. After following the instructions on the package, you sit down and take a bite. It tasted horrible and you spit it out. Your dick feels weird and you have to urinate. So you go to the bathroom. You try to pee, but you can't. You try harder. And harder. No matter how hard you try, you can't pee. But you have to pee. Just when you are about to quit, your dick starts hurting. A strange, green liquid comes out. Just a drop. That drop falls on the toilet and burns a hole in it. You become scared. Worried. So you grab your pants and pull them up. As you are pulling them up, you hear a loud sound. You stop and observe. You feel a pain. You look at your dick. Green stuff is squirting out. Your dick just popped off and hit the toiled, and fell into the water. You become very scared now. Your balls melt away as the acid hits them. The door closes. Acid is squiring out of where your penis used to be. You feel bad. You can't live much longer. You fall. You look around. Your leg is right next to you. Covered in green stuff. The green stuff is dissolving the leg. There is no blood. Just a leg. Soon you see no more of your leg and realize that your entire lower body is missing. Green stuff is squirting out of the bottom of your body. It's flooding the bathroom. The door burns down after contacting the green stuff. You see... The grim weeper. You see his blade... moving. You see yourself. The grim wreeper has stabbed you in the head. Green stuff is pouring out. The wound grows. Grows. Grows. Soon, your body turns into a puddle of acid. Then nothing. But you're still alive. You realize you can't feel anything. You’re a ghost. The grim wreeper looks at you. Things fade before your eyes... as you go to hell.

I wish guns wern't the problem.

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Major Payn
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Granted, but then Knives would be the problem.

I wish people would use guns right, like me!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 12:07
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Granted, "right" is shooting your dick off.

I wish I could wish.

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RougeCat
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Posted: 23rd Sep 2004 16:21
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Granted but u dont wish a good wish rather ur wish sucks.

I wish I was not so innocent and that ppl stop nagging me.
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Granted but they kill you.



I wish the french had a huge meteor coming to them

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but the french catapult you towards it, and you and the meteor fly off to mars, then you land there and you can't breath, soon your lungs explode and you puke out blood then and french alien finds you and ripps out your eyes, you can't see but you can feel him eting your lower body, then you body starts disintegrating and you die.

I wish that I've kill anyone who has anything against the french(or french canadian).

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Neofish
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granted but im immortal so u cant kill me so the space-time continum collapses and ur a fish

i wish that someone would moderate this

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RougeCat
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granted but it would be Manticore night who moderates it.

I wish my game goes the way I planned it and that I dont mess it up.
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Neofish
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but then no-one buys/uses it

i wish i could sleep

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Daris Xiao or Benjy Wright
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Granted, but you'd die six days later.

I wish...

hmm...

I wish for a pet squirrel named Garath.
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Neofish
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yes but before someone posts something crude he i run other by a lorry

i wish i was asleep

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Daris Xiao or Benjy Wright
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Granted, But you will only live for six more days.

I wish I had a pet squirrel named "Garath".
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Damokles
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Granted, but he bites you (Like the squirrel did to me in the Hide Park)


I wish for a pet cardassian named Garak

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 24th Sep 2004 08:03 Edited at: 24th Sep 2004 08:04
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Granted but he takes serious offense to your attempt at 'taming' him and gives you various methods of torture that I'd get banned from this forum for going into any detail to.

I wish my computer had Cortana from Halo...

[edit] corrected my bad spelling.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Major Payn
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Granted, but then she points out how stupid you are for wishing for a holographic woman rather than a real woman!

I wish that I could drive.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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BearCDPOLD
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granted, she uses it as a remote hacking site, steals bandwidth upgrades from your ISP which gets you thrown in jail then she slowly takes over your folk's business puts all the funds into a secret government project that she filed without anybody knowing, but they saw it on the report to they gave it manpower and she builds herself a giant space computer with which she can escape from your computer.

I wish Call of Duty wouldn't crash.

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Granted but then it gets corrupted and not play.

I wish I could have a PS2 or a Xbox for myself.
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but GC is better.

I wish that I was an imortal mod!

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Neofish
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granted but my xbox runs u down for blaspheming in the above post, it does this for ever

i wish i had more food

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Major Payn
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Granted, but then you get extremely fat and need a crane to leave your house.

I wish I could see the future.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you loose your ability to recall your short-term memory.

I wish for an end to all my good luck!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but because of it, your dick gets chopped off.

I wish I could do nothing.

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you get sacked from your job, your partner leaves you, your parents disown you, all for being a lazy gitt and then you die from stavation.

I wish I did suffer from insanity (read my sig, below)

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted, but then you are locked in a padded room for all of eternity! Oh and Rosie O Donnald is and the cast of queer eye for the straight guy are in there as well.

I wish that this game would make a thousand posts.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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granted but they were all spam



i wish no one could wish and i do not care if i don't get to wish

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Granted, for 1 milisecond.

Okay I can wish now.

I wish noone could make a wish that prevents us from wishing.

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Manticore Night
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Granted, But then....

I wish that noone could input anything into any of our computers.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Ilya
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(And that would, indirectly, prevent us from wishing)
The gene doesn't know what computer you are talking about and chops your dick off because you wasted his time.

I wish.

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Granted but no wish! The genie gets angry and burns u.

I wish I was an artist.
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Ilya
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Granted, but you suck at it. You also fall off a cliff.

I wish my wish was null and the gene wouldn't get pissed off.

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Granted but his wife did

I wish I could make the best DBP GAMES EVER! And everybody would buy them, I would never die, and it was not a dream and everything goes perfect!

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granted but everyone else would die as a result of ur games being amazing

i wish that fish would win the animal comp

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Major Payn
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Granted, but when the poke the ribbon on, it kills them.


I wish, that wishes could not be used against you.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, for 1 milisecond. Then you fall off a cliff and your dick gets chopped of by a spike.

I wish, that wishes could be used against you.

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but they also, always work against YOU!

I wish that we were alone. (ala, X-Files)

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted, but when the earth is destroyed, there is no other life to carry on living in this Universe so it collapses.

I wish Jimmy would bring DBspot back


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Neofish
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granted but he wont let anyone use it

i wish i was drunk

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Granted but then you puke on the Fat chick you were hoping to sleep with because she looked hot while you were drunk. So she slaps you, grabs your penis, and yanks it reall hard so it's now going to hurt like hell each time you take a piss.

I wish that the hottest chick in school would go out with me.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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granted but shes not hot, just the hottest

i wish english would do itself.....again

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