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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Major Payn
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Granted, but your dick falls off!

I wish that the hottest chick in the world would make love to me every day!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but once you open a car door, realize that you don't need to go in the car, and close it. While closing it, your dick gets chopped off. You get scared and go into a coma. And then you die. Then the chick comes and makes love to you every day. But since the gene doesn't know what you mean by hot, he makes the chick an old lady with a fever because he thought it would be funny.

I wish that your dick would fall off.

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granted but apparently its already happened

i wish people would think up good granted bits, not saying things like granted but ur dick falls off and have sensible responses, or get this locked

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Major Payn
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Granted, but then they say "but then your cock falls off" instead of dick. By they way, I only post the dick thing, when I have no response to the wish.

I wish I had more clever wish responses.

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but do you really want me to have to use my brain?

I wish to know the answer to the great question of life the universe and everything!

(note: if you answer this with something like "Granted but you can't know both the question and the after in the same universe." you deserve a slap for not being original!)

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know what the great question is. And tells you your dick will fall off in 10 seconds.

I wish I don't suffer from insanity.

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Granted but other people will suffer because of your insanity

I wish I wasn't insane

- Mind the gap -
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granted but the gene *insert reason for why gene didn't understand wish* and he makes ur *insert word relating to penis here* fall off

i wish that i had a house built of coke

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Granted, but when your sleeping, the house falls down. A coke bottle also breaks your nuts.

I wish I wasn't bor3d.

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granted but the gene reads that as i wish i wasnt Bore 3D, one of his favourite games, so he turns you into it because he wasnt paying attention cos he was playing it

i wish that people would have more inventive wished not
Quote: " A coke bottle also breaks your nuts."


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Granted but that IS inventive



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Granted, but Tschaikowsky's Nutcracker would be censured

I wish I wasn't ill

- Mind the gap -
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Granted, then you'd be comatose.

I wish I didn't drop the big rock on my foot.


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Granted, but you droped it somewhere else...

I wish .

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Major Payn
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Granted, let me explain what whent wrong with this....
The first smilie is a innocent bystander who just witnessed a pirate (second smilie) kill you (third smilie), so now your dead.

I wish that I had money to buy Battlefront.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Cian Rice
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Granted, but it's a broken disk and you buy it from Gamestop, and they don't take new games back.

I wish people would stop using this thread.

Got anime?I do.
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granted but your wish wasn't fully granted cause the genie left first and didn't keep everyone else from comming

i wish this thread was called "i hate you" intead of "game: wish curroption"

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Granted so every1 starts hating u.


I wish I was in LA.
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Granted but then it gets bombed...

I wish that I could jump over the moon.

(Seriously now, I've seen far too many posts here with things that make me surprised the mods haven't blocked this thread already. I'm having fun with this thread and I doubt I'm the only one. It only takes a small minority if idiots to screw things up for everyone. So I'm just want to ask politely, could we all be a little cleaner with our language, please?)

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted but you land on Pluto.

I wish I could make the best DBP GAMES EVER! And everybody would buy them, I would never die, and it was not a dream and everything goes perfect! [b][u]And nobody would die!

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Posted: 27th Sep 2004 22:30 Edited at: 27th Sep 2004 22:31
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edit crap dude guy beat me


(are you talking to me shouuld i have said dislike instead of hate or are you talking to unkind people like manticore case he is just wanting to get banned i think)

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@ The dude guy - Granted but you'd have to put the effort in first!

@ 404 name name no found - that message was intended for everyone to read (although most probably won't since it's a few posts back already) and I'm not naming anyone since that's basically the same and finger-pointing. Admittedly I did make a post a few pages back that was what I'd call 'boarder-line' questionable, but I don't recall swearing, and that's what I'm talking about. If people keep swearing and using comments blatently regarding human anatomy, I think the mods might just get fed-up (and I won't blaim them) and lock this thread.

I wish I was Divine!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted but u snap back to reality the next millisecond.

I wish I was the Divine maiden!
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Granted, but some people will see you as a witch and they will burn you.

I wish I was ninja Gaiden

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granted but ur killed by a grunt

Quote: "you'd be comatose"
and that would be considered well where you come from?

i wish i wasnt an american idiot ... oh hey btw can u hear the sound of hysteria

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Granted, but then your just an idiot.

I wish that this thread would go on forever!!!!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted but then u dont stay on long enough.

I wish I was my own boss.
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Granted then someone fiddles your accounts book and you get put in prison for 20 years for fraud.

I wish my dreams would come true!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted but u dream that u have leaches crawling all over ur body goin inside ur mouth, ur ears, sucking all ur blood that leaves you dead white!

I wish I had a dream that was very sweet and pleasant.
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Granted but it is with manticore night.


I wish I had 10000010000000101010001010101000010000 terrabyte of space.

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granted but u cant access it, but u still have to pay

i wish i was a biscuit

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you drown in my tea before being eaten.

I wish there was a game where the ingame fight system could manage a real-time playable sequence of the 'Play-ground' scene from Matrix Reloaded.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted but the game requires a pc that wont be out for another 60 years

I wish metallica would go back to their old ways and not this st anger stuff
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Granted, but by old ways they mean not playing music.

I wish Metallica would release another Black album!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted, but I Jorane kills them all(I could see that), and smashes the CD with her cello.

I wish that i had some food.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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granted but its full of maggats and other stuff

I wish to be hogtied pushed down and thrown into some snakewater
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Granted, but instead you get hogtied and throw in a padded room for being INSANE! What kind of wish was that?


I wish that I could watch any TV show at any time, with the snap of my fingers.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted, but by snap of your fingers, the gene thinks you mean snapping off all your fingers(and your is a finger).

I wish to be hogtied pushed down and thrown into some snakewater

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Granted but thats my wish so the geenie sues you for copyright infringement

I wish umm.. i was james hetfield
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Granted but thats james hetfield's name so the geenie sues you for copyright infringement

I wish ummm.. i was james hetfield

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Granted, but then you lean that James hetfield is actually a transvestite, tough luck!

I wish that all chicks were hot!

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Granted, all chicks, even the really ugly ones, now seem hot(but only to you). Oh, and you ran your dik over with a car.

I wish that I could copy off people's wishes.

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Granted but ur wish gets screwed double more than the original wishers wish!!

I wish I was cindrella like living in a fairytale.
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You already were, but now your selfish and grow ugly

I wish... erm... My computer was that tiny bit faster...

Absent.
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Granted, but your screen refresh rate goes down the same amount...

I wish that this wish turns out succesfully.

-Formerly DarkSephiroth-
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Granted but then its success becomes ur ultimate failure and u wish that u didnt wish for this wish to be a success.

I wish I had a AGP card in my computer at workplace.
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Granted, but you get sacked the next day for using it too much.

I wish that this game was bigger than Word association.

Absent.
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granted but it wont be because word association pwns while this sucks in comparison

i wish that i was an evil killer figgin

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Granted but you get hunted by aristocrats being pursued by animal rights activists.

I wish for a pet Liger!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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granted but it turns into an aristocrat and chases me so u never get to see it

i wish for sleep

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