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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Programmer Xtreme
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granted but hes a girl.



I wish I controlled an army of manticore nights to see all the girls flee.

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Manticore Night
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Quote: "I wish I controlled an army of manticore nights to see all the girls flee."
Granted, but their running to my bed for..um....


Quote: "granted but hes a girl."
No he's a fag.

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Programmer Xtreme
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granted but the hacker only increases my bandwidth and space.

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BCRICH WARLOCK
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i wish programmer Xtreme would make a wish
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Programmer Xtreme
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granted but the wish is that I was a mod .



I wish I was a mod

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Gir
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granted but its for a forum that nobody ever visits.

I wish invader zim would be reinstated

I'm makin' a cake...
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Programmer Xtreme
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so i would be a mod!

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Ilya
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 11:48 Edited at: 4th Oct 2004 11:49
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Granted, but you didn't wish. You would be a mod if you cut your
off.

Fish:
I wish I wish I wish goto wish.
Wish:
I wish I wish I wish goto fish.

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FoxBlitzz
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Not granted. The genie gets mad at you and turns you into a carp!

I wish I could upgrade from this so-so card I call GeForce FX 5600, without paying anything (Is it possible? O.o).

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but then I take it.

I wish CG would shut up and die!

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granted but the genie thanks "cg" is your imagination.


I wish if manticore log on then go to manticore log off
If maticore log off then manticore die
If manticore die then manticore log on.

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Manticore Night
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granted, but the genie knows that that it's imposible for me logon when I'm dead and then he sticks your dick in a grinder.

I wish CG(Cool Gaming =Programmer Xtreme = Not a programmer(for newbboob up there)) would get his finger's cut off in a blender then slowly bleed to death, while burning alive.

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granted but your cg and Im JFK Jam for Kennedy.

(I can program. look here: http://www.programmersunited.com/Downloads/pafiledb.php?action=category&id=3

I wish that manticore could log in when he is dead.

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Manticore Night
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Follow a link by you, what do you think I am? you? Don't be so stupid just kill yourself, and do the whole world a favor.

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What?

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Manticore Night
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Yes I know you havn't learnt to read those big words yet, sound it out.

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manticore you are an as*.
I am going to make a conversation.
Manticore: Hi am A. chaislate.
Bum: I don't care
Manticore: Come with me back to my house
Bum: Ok
AT THE HOUSE
Manticore: do it with me
Bum (the bum is a girl): Ok, for $20
Manticore: here
IN HIS ROOM
*Bum kills her self.

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Major Payn
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Genie gets mad at you for wasting his time without a wish, and for that, Makes you watch a eternity of Queer eye for the straight guy, the men having sex edition!


I wish that I could win a game of paintball.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Manticore Night
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Quote: "Hi am A. chaislate."
You mean DeChoiseul smacktard, somone ban him.

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But Wait there is more.

Part 2
When manticore dies
Manticore: Hi devil
Devil: Im retiring, you are the devil
God: thats it i am destroying the universe.
THE END
or is it...
Coming soon: In the new universe

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Never Mind

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hehe... Yes he is..

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Or... In this one he is a girl

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Can u all plz focus in the game and stop spamming here.
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Zero Blitzt
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Agreed.

If Programmer starts getting off topic again, just ignore him, and if he ever gets back on topic... well, it's up to you to decide if you want to destroy his wishes or not

Quote: "I wish that I could win a game of paintball."

Granted, but you weren't wearing any protection, and you got hit in the face, so you face is permanently orange.

I wish I didnt need to go to school in 25 minutes...


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Quote: "I wish I didnt need to go to school in 25 minutes..."


Granted, but you'll have to go to school in 35 minutes.

I wish the reflection shader in DBPro would work correctly.

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teh game wiz
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it does, but things like terrains no longer work.

i wish i never had to do any work all my life

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granted but the definition of work is (roughly (i think )) the amount of energy (or power?) used over time, i think so by no work you cant do anything and you die

i wish i remembered my physics

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Quote: "I wish the reflection shader in DBPro would work correctly."

It does. And you can always make your own.

Granted, but the gene doesn't know what exactly ryou want to remember. What you remembered was that you had to call your physics teacher a f***ing a**hole in order to continue living.

I wish

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Granted, but a cute smiley is just disgusting to one person, who in turn makes another laugh, which makes the next guy grow nautiouse and barf on another person who in the shock of being barfed on yells a offensive slure in the direction of a angry biker who punches the guy in the face, two other smileys who are very grumpy after their recent divorces are set off by the bikers anger, and decide to summon the devel, who in turn creates three zombie smileys which angers the now beaten and barfed on smiley, all the while the guy who started it all laughes as the now beaten and barfed on smiley is beaten to death by a biker, a devel smiley, and three zombies, but as he laughes the biker takes it as an insult, and kills the barfer, the devil smiley seeing you in the corner watching everything, decides to turn you into a pinguin. I sucessfully explained all those smileys!

I wish that my friends were nicer.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted but you become an flamoyant homosexual with a huge chip on your shoulder and an ego that an americn would be proud of.

I wish for a Nightwish!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted, but the genie just makes it night all the time, and your skin becomes translucent due to lack of sunlight, and when the moon shines bright one night, the light causes your now extremely frail skin to light fire!

I wish I had a car, a really nice Ford F-350 deisel, with 1000 miles or less, with everything intact and working perfectly, with power windows and locks, and all the luxury items you would expect from a top of the line truck, including but not limited to... Cup holders, heater, LCD GPS, dual climate control, 4 wheel drive, and a wrap around Grill guard. Note to genie.. everything in the truck must be new, working, and top quality, nothing negative can be associated with the truck, the truck must be in prestine condition, this means (if the genie doesn't understand) no scrapes, dents, malfunctioning parts, rust, sqeeks, flat tires, or leaks.

Wheh.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Granted, but then he throws it off a cliff because you said had.

I wish

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Granted, but sh!thead over there tries to rape you first.

I wish Nooby-gonzalos would shut up and die(or at least banned)

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Granted, but the gene thinks you're talking about Newbie Brogo.

I wish
(Person is obsesed with gameboy. Gambeoy gets stolen by pirate. Person starts crying and hungs himself.)

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Granted but that person is not Programmer Xtreme.

I wish that I could fart out monkies.

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Granted, but you fart out a monkey and it goes back up your a$$ and eats you.

I wish

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Granted, but then monkie's eat your dick off.

I wish that monkey hell!

By the way is Programmer Xtrerem banned? just saw a thread were rich said he banned him. But he seems to be reponding to this thread.

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Programmer EXtreme2
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Yep, but I am back!!!MUHAHAHAHAH!!!

Die Banner people
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Oh, zero blitzt i am suing, because you hacked me, and invaded my personal rights. I know it was you. I check Ip, in many ways.

Die Banner people
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that has got to be the stupidest post I have ever read. My IQ actually lowered while reading that. I felt it.. not pretty.

I don't like you.
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Quote: "I wish that monkey hell!"



Granted but the hell spats it out.

I wish there would be no hell existant.
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Granted, but then Satan comes and stays at your place.



I wish I was infinite.

something
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Granted, but now your post will gause everyone who reads it's computer to crash because the letter "I" will use up infinate ram.

I wish #INF.

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Quote: "Oh, zero blitzt i am suing"
Yeah, right. He's not in the US(I think), so your american laws DON'T COUNT. I'm not sure were he lives but there's a chance it's just a-ok.

Infact I gotta go check if I can do it here.

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:o granted but im a confused noob and so is the geenie <- is that how you spell it? so he.. ummm ... gives you a peice of paper that sais #inf on it

I Wish that... megadeth and metallica could get along
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know who they are. A person named is metallica is nuked by a nuke called megadeth.

I wish jfihouisogygfuhbhdsaonbuihfpgbuszihfiusnvighno0sdhbgiuadjsugbnga*N(g

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Granted but the universal translater said to the genie "I wish just everything was hunky dorry in my life with no worries at all and nothing to pay for and everything to live for." so he drops you into a cage at the London Zoo.

I wish for back massage from Natasha Kaplinski...

Is it me, or are my wishes getting sillier?

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted, but she breaks your back by accident.

I wish that I could lift things with my mind!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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granted, but you end up lifting a truck and dropping it on yourself.

I wish i wished of something wishful.
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