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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Zero Blitzt
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 07:47
Granted, but I wish backwards.

.stsop 0001 rehtona rof hsiw I


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Ilya
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 08:17
Granted, but they're all spam by the same person.

I wish.
Zero Blitzt
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 12:13 Edited at: 13th Oct 2004 12:14
Granted, but the genie places a curse on your soul. Now you are guaranteed a spot in hell and people will not trust you anymore. It's not all bad though; the genie gives you a free bag of chips (but they're not Ruffled).

I wish for peace -- not world peace, but forum peace. Specifically Apollo.


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Oneka
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 12:17
granted bbut them it stops working

I wish my rabbit didnt have to die and I wish that monday It didnt get all of its leg broken and everything was back to normal..


Making better games everday!
Oh yeah and just so you know its Oh-nek-a not One-ka!
Major Payn
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 12:17
Granted, but in in order to get to peace you must have war! And that war destroys the forum.

I wish that I could materialize things with my mind.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
GICO
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 13:46
Granted, but u will materialize ur own mind.

I wish i could get some sleep! (its gettin freaky late/early! 5:46 AM)

Give food, give give!!!
Manticore Night
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 00:58
Granted, but I kill you in your sleep.

I wish that my dick fell off.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 03:30
Granted but genie starts thinking you should get banned for that kind of language.

I wish I had something to feel good about.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
AnimatriX
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 03:45
Granted but its ur neighbours ps2 or xbox u had stolen from them and they soon find that out and u no more feel good.

I wish I had a bentley.
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 03:50
Granted but lee isn't very happy!

I wish for my weight in gold.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Hawkeye
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 05:40
Then the gold falls on your head and smashes your brain into tiny pieces.

I wish I had a DeLorian.


Ain't I teh kwel and l337 one?
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 07:29
Granted but the keys are locked inside.

I wish George (dubya) Bush would die a horrific death. (no seriously)

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Kain
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 07:49
Granted, but we find out that Kerry is even worse.

I wish I could train a monkey to program in Dark Basic for me

Ilya
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 07:56
Granted, but the monkey programs a virus. It has bugs in it, so the monkey gets mad and rips your head off.

I wish s existed.
Major Payn
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 08:29
Granted but the alien and the monster eat you for getting my animations thread locked!

I wish that my animations thread wasn't locked.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
Manticore Night
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 08:29
Granted, but the alien sticks a probe up your a$$, then the demon eats you.

I wish Avian wouldn't take so much offence to when I say: DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK,DICK

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Ilya
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 08:31 Edited at: 14th Oct 2004 08:32
Granted, but he does care when you FATTEN THE THREAD!! Off with your dick!

I wish the thread wouldn't eat so much.
Manticore Night
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 09:32
Granted, the thread goes on a strick YOUR DICK diet.

I wish Your dick would be microscopic.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Oneka
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 09:45 Edited at: 14th Oct 2004 09:46
granted but then it would be used to see yours o_o;

I wish I knew what to wish for but knew wat to wish for so I could wish for it....


Making better games everday!
Oh yeah and just so you know its Oh-nek-a not One-ka!
Kain
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 11:47
Granted but now you've confused the whole forum with that sentance

I wish that this genie would get a life

Mx5 kris
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 11:56
granted but it is as a serial killer


I wish That I could finish my game..

Ummm....is db good....
Manticore Night
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 13:15
Granted, but you give me all the credit, and I don't do anything with it beacause I don't like it.

I wish that 7/8=4569-100-69+100/100/7/8

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 15th Oct 2004 00:32
Granted but only after several decades of learning maths at Univercity.

I wish manticore night could spell my name correctly.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 15th Oct 2004 06:21
Granted, but your name spelled correctly is "Dick chopper".

I wish I could spell your name correctly.
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 03:18
Granted but a dictionary made of lead falls on your foot.

I wish I had a chainsaw so I can show Ilya and Manitcore Night what i really think! (muwahaha)

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 12:17
Granted, but you really think you want to commit sucide! (muwahaha)

I wish I could spell your name correctly, and nothing else happening because of my wish.
Major Payn
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 12:57
Granted, but you forget his name.

I wish that I was a chick magnet.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
Manticore Night
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 13:24
Granted, but all the baby chickens(chicks) peck your eyes out.

I wish all girls would adore me.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Ilya
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 13:45
Granted, but you turn gay and don't care.

I wish I was a priate.
RougeCat
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 16:20
Granted but u are the worst existing one in this world.

I wish I was the best pirate in this world.

flibX0r
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 16:32
Granted, but uberwigget robx comes along and beats you in the head with a hammer


I wish Manticore would stop saying the word dick
(I think he's doing it to make up for something, like the reason why guys buy big cars)


Current Project: Cube3 Arena (TGC Compo Entry)
Cyberflame
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Posted: 16th Oct 2004 21:17
Granted but then you will have to" make up for something" and manticore won't



I whish that I spoke japanese so I could finally understand my animes when the subtitles are in spanish.

Manticore Night
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Posted: 17th Oct 2004 01:56
Quote: "I whish that I spoke japanese so I could finally understand my animes when the subtitles are in spanish."

Granted, but all your animé's turn into gay hentai.

Quote: "I wish Manticore would stop saying the word dick
(I think he's doing it to make up for something, like the reason why guys buy big cars)"
My car's small, no room for my...ya know.

I wish I got a blow


It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 17th Oct 2004 05:45
Granted but you don't get the pipe to go with it.

I wish for the worst bad-hair-day imaginable.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 17th Oct 2004 10:07
Granted, but your pubes start emmiting acid and they burn your dick off.

I wish wish.
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 18th Oct 2004 05:46
Granted but the genie decides for himself, so he wishes to be free, then with his new sense of freedom he erases your memory and leaves you in a gay bar.

I wish, for the world to grind to a (painful) stop when I snap my fingers!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Major Payn
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Posted: 18th Oct 2004 06:19
Granted, granted but you can't snap your fingers anymore.

I wish that I was a super intelligent genius!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
RougeCat
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Posted: 18th Oct 2004 23:56
granted but then u get sued for being super intelligent genius coz no1 really understands a genius at first go.

I wish i was taller.

Damokles
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 00:12
granted, but you would have my size

I wish I would not see all people as dwarfs.

- Mind the gap -
Manticore Night
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 01:08
Granted, but instead you see dwarves all over, and they put you in the mental assilum, in the same cell as me!

I wish I that I was a giant soul eating monkey!

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Damokles
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 01:50
Granted but you're still in the cell with me, and there is only one soul : mine

I wish I could take somebody else in the cell too

- Mind the gap -
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 04:22 Edited at: 19th Oct 2004 04:24
Granted but it's a cannibal, who eats you both.

I wish I had some nasty habits...

note: I'm deliberately making my wishes already corrupt, just to see if you lot can avoid the most obvious corruption and use your imagination! Damn I'm twisted!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Kain
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 07:28 Edited at: 19th Oct 2004 07:33
Granted but then you find out that the genie is into some freaky stuff...

I wish I had time to do college and still make games

Avan Madisen
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 07:45
Granted but there isn't enough caffine in the world to make it possible.

I wish that someone would make good of their threats of me!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 08:34
Granted, but the gene doesn't know what you mean by "good".

I wish your name was kabahazah.

The default editor is fine.
Major Payn
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 09:46
Granted, but only in your dream world.

I wish that I could run super super fast.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
Ilya
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 10:00
Granted, but you run off a cliff and land on a rock.

I wish your name was pejagepaih in real life.

The default editor is fine.
Major Payn
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 12:51
Granted, but people consider that normal now, and consider your name weird.

I wish that I could jump off a cliff and live!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
Ilya
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 12:53
Granted, you'll live without the lower half of your body.

I wish your name was kajabidasiv in real life and it was unusial.

The default editor is fine.
Kain
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Posted: 19th Oct 2004 13:29
Granted but now people make fun of you for having a friend with a weird name.

I wish I could read people's minds when I want to

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