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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but you read mine and wish you didn't have that ability anymore.

I wish I was back in that cell except all the female forum members were in there with me, and Jimmy(beacause he's SEXAAAAYYYYYYY!!!).

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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RougeCat
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Granted but the u wish u really didnt wish for it coz all girls love jimmy n ur left alone.

I wish there was 36 hrs a day n not 24 hrs.

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AnDrEy
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Granted but there are only 2 days in a week (school/workdays only)

I wish for a dirtbike

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but the genie wonders why anyone would want a bike made of dirt.

I wish I spoke Panzerese. (by the way, Panzerese is the language spoken in the Panzer Dragoon games)

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene misread it as "Pusserese" and made you talk like a gay person.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I.

The default editor is fine.
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Major Payn
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Granted, but you wasted a wish.

I wish that I could download info into my brain.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Preston C
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Granted, but then someone stabs you with a wrinkled up old lady and you die.

I wish that I could mentally dominate people completely without any resistance.

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but Jimmy lives in your head now!

Quote: "Granted but the u wish u really didnt wish for it coz all girls love jimmy n ur left alone."
Are you trying to tell us something, Rouge Cat?

I wish that turkey sandwiches would kill me.

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Hawkeye
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EDIT: post deleted. i was too late

EDIT2:

granted, but they kill you and you die.

I wish that I would wish an uncorruptable wish

btw, if you think that is cheating... read this (but DON'T READ IT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP!):


btw again, this is what I corrupted Preston's wish with:



Ain't I teh kwel and l337 one?
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Major Payn
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Granted, but it's now uncorruptable to certain acids, not the genie he he.

I wish that I had enough money to buy the world!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but the world isn't for sale.

(Yes, I know I'm not wishing)

The default editor is fine.
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Hawkeye
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The genie, free to make his own wish, curses you to live forever in a small cell with the William Tell Overture playing at full blast

I wish I was the president of id software (unimagineative, I know, but still, it would be cool )


Ain't I teh kwel and l337 one?
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but I kill you beacause of DOOM3!

I wish I was a monkeuyfsdfsdgfsdfgwsrfg!!!!@#$%^#$^$ AAARRRRGGGGGG!!!!! DON'T HURT ME!

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Mx5 kris
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Granted but the genie thanks that means have sex with a banana/PX



I wish I had a Clone-of-Jimmy to annoy people with...

Ummm....is db good....
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Major Payn
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Granted, but people get so annoyed that they jump you and beat you horribly.

I wish that I could see all the universe and everything in it.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granated, but you see yo mama's (insert obious word here) and puke and die.

I wish started the next page.

[EDIT] COoooll!! A quote in my siggy is blu.

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Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
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Major Payn
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Granted, but your wish stays on this page.

I wish that,when I die, I die peacefully and painlessly.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but your body is thrown off a cliff and into a sea of acid, and you still feel pain when you die.

I wish I was called oadagoh.

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Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
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Kain
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Granted but everyone gets tired of name-changing wishes and you are beaten to death by a violent mob

I wish I had X-ray vision (but only when I chose to use it)

http://www.ShrikeSoftware.com

Free Demo: http://www.shrikesoftware.com/hijacker1.exe
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Ilya
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Granted, but now you can only see the x-axis(that means you see a bunch of u-and-down lines).

I wish I was a fish.

The default editor is fine.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
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Kain
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granted but now they haven't invented the water proof PC

I wish I didn't keep dying in LoGD

http://www.ShrikeSoftware.com

Free Demo: http://www.shrikesoftware.com/hijacker1.exe
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Mx5 kris
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Granted but you turn into a girl fish.



I wish that There was a giant frog in france.

Ummm....is db good....
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but Québec invades france and makes them all speak with a quebecois accent!

I wish no one "aracaher sa gorge"(and the genie speaks french)

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Granted but then the genie had actually asked his friend genie to grant that wish for u and that friend genie didnt understand french and he thought u were abusing him and so he throws u into hell of burning fire.


I wish I was a legend.

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but the genie doesn't speak english and rips your throat out.

I wish that there was an F13 key

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Hawkeye
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Granted, but everytime you press it, it brings a terrible curse upon you and your family which involves hellspawn and a brain transplant with a frog

I wish I was Bat Man with lots and lots of kwel gadgets!


Ain't I teh kwel and l337 one?
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6r1m r34p0r
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granted, your dead first.

i'm not wishing because im dead.
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Avan Madisen
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Ok:

I wish I could remember what I wished for.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Hawkeye
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Granted, but then you remember that you wished to be killed by a ham and cheese sandmich.

Subsequently, you die.

I wish that I was a


As you can see, I've reduced the size but retained the kwel factor
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but that's a smily of a gay turkey from hell(you have to be high to see it).

I wish that I could eat you.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Ilya
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This isn't excatly good.

[EDIT]Ignore this post. There was an error with Apollo.

The default editor is fine.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
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RougeCat
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Granted but then since u said that looking at urself in a mirror the genie sees to it u eat urself alive

I wish I could eat some nice tasty jello's.

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Indian Homie G
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Granted, but it would be vomit-flavored.

I wish that I had a time machine.

lol my first post on this thread, finally decided to look at what it was about

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granted but it takes you into a giant dinosaurs stomach, who was there at the time.


I wish I could eat anything.

Ummm....is db good....
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but then you lose all sense of taste and everything tastes like cardboard.

I wish I could read my own hand-writing.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Major Payn
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Granted, but it turns out to say "bla bla bla bla bla" so it's pretty much useless.

I wish that I was athletic.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Mx5 kris
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granted but you start smoking



I wish I was a (a evil, cool, robot, orge!!!!muhahahahaahah!!!!)

Ummm....is db good....
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Major Payn
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Granted, but you are defeated by me a (a renegade, pirate, archeologist)

I wish that + =

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but = so we all know how you die.

I wish was my but not quite a and nothing makes a quite like a !

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't like it so he kills it.

1 vv15\-\ 1 vv3\*.\/\"*|* 50 |$0|*.3|)

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Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
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Manticore Night
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Quote: "Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?""
Man, how do you think that's funny!? I mean, that's nothing compared to...
Quote: "Your Wife is dead! How, NO IDEA! but it is murder, REVENGE!!!!!"


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Ilya
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Yeah, but it's origional.
(Hint: I wish I wasn't so bored.)

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Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
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Avan Madisen
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Granted you become a cardboard box.

I wish nothing mattered.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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The dude guy
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Granted but for you.

I wish my principle will get DB for my school!

Here's my forums www.andrewtamalunas.proboards28.com . Please join!

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but it's a trial version of classic!

I wish for ebola...

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Kain
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Granted but you don't suffer from the symptoms but mearly spread it to everyone you care about

I wish we could all just get along

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Granted, but everyone is poor and dies a horrible death.

I wish that I didnt make this wish.

Aku Soku Zan
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Granted but then since u did make the wish that u nevr made this wish the genie gets angry and sentences u to wish a 100 wishes.

I wish i was an actor.

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Mx5 kris
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granted but your a guy.


I wish that I was a super-computer that made games and destroyed humanity!MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ummm....is db good....
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you become paranoid about your own inner workings and commit suicide to avoid being ousted by your own subroutines.

I wish for a nice bowl of T-virus!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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