Quote: "Everyone was a noob at some point. Omega's plan would call for you to be destroyed before you can show us your real potential."
WRONG SIR! N00bs are born n00bs and remain n00bs for life! there is a difference between a
n00b and a
newbie! a N00B is one who is stupid, irritating, never has any idea what he is talking about, constantly asks stupid questions that have already beenm answered hundreds of times in other threads, never uses the search function, and constantly says exceeding n00b-ish things.
A newbie is one who is new to a forum, game, location, etc...
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
Quote: "a plethora of pointless threads"
Eradicating n00bs will solve this.
Quote: "not enough games being developed on the WIP/ PA boards "
Non-noobs will have more time to program, since they won't have to deal with n00bs.
Quote: "too little moderation on the design theory board"
Without n00bs there will be much less of a need for moderation, but the mods will still keep their jobs, to help the newbies.
Quote: "Paris Hilton still exists"
She is a n00b and therefore will be destroyed.
Quote: "not enough jobs for TGC'ers"
My administration will created over 4000 new jobs over the next three years, mainly in the n00b destruction-department.
Quote: "
No other ticket (well, candidate, since so few candidates have running mates at this point) has a viable solution to every issue."
No. Voting will begin on November 4th, 2012.
Quote: "And everyone who isn't part of my perfect world (Which are most of you) will soon to be either incinerated or sent to the camps."
Omega/Yodaman Jer has solutions to every existing problem and most of the ones the may exist in the future.
Quote: "And yes, I will sit down with noobs and trolls without preconditions. If they can't be saved, they'll be sent to Barbie Island."
Again, there is no way to save a n00b or a troll. They are born that way, and they will die that way. You cannot un-noob someone.
Quote: "Voting will begin once everyone has agreed to vote for Matt Rock. If noone agrees by December 1st. Matt will win by default."
Do we really want a president who plans to destroy EVERYONE? Even NON-N00bs? I think not.
Quote: "Since Pus isn't declaring an official election day,"
I repeat: Voting begins November 4th, 2012.
Quote: "I've decided to drop out of the race and support Matt Rock!!"
Why would you support him? He plans to make you try and live with trolls and n00bs!
Quote: "Omega Gamer 89 will not stand for using vegetables as a form of threatening."
I most certainly will not! I have already contacted the department of produce safety. They will arrive at your location to arrest you in minutes.
Quote: "Matt Rock has said that everyone here was a n00b at one time. That means he feels SYMPATHY for said n00bs and that in fact he was/is still a n00b! Do you want a n00b President? Or would you rather have ice cream? The choice is yours, TGC. Make the Right Choice."
Yes, how can any sane person feel sympathy for n00bs?! They are a plague on the internet, and must be eradicated!
Quote: "Look here Rock, I DO in fact own n00bs, but not in that way. I mean I OWNZ them, "
Yes, Rock, really! Stop trying to twist other people's words and stick to the issues for once!
Quote: "Do you want people like Matt or Omega as your president!"
Apparently they do, seeing as we are the only ones with supporters.
Quote: "We shall never go into the depths of darkness, where no man has gone."
COWARD! Any REAL leader has to be brave enough to go where no one has gone before! What if we had never gone into space because no one had gone there before? If everyone followed your philosophy, there would be no TGC, because no one would come here. Why should they? No one had gone there before them...
Quote: "My campaign is being run purely on the issues,"
No, not really.
Quote: "but the polls don't lie... we're ripping ahead"
no, the polls don't lie, YOU DO. The polls REALLY say that Omega/Yodaman Jer are winning!
Quote: "He supported Omega until he was brutally insulted by your ticket's plans to eradicate noobs, because he hadn't even registered for TGC yet."
LEARN TO INTERNETS! N00bs are evil, demonic creatures who seek to destroy the internet! newbies are those who are new to a forum or other place of membership! Newbies, such as Joe the pumpkin, and Tom the modeler, COMPLETELY support Omega/Yodaman Jer!
Quote: "we'd rather train noobs"
For the last time, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Quote: "The Omega Gamer campaign is clearly far less experienced than the Rock / Dink campaign.
The Rock / Dink ticket clearly has years more experience."
Yes, just like the Obama/Biden campaign had less experience.
OWNED.
Quote: "why does the Omega / Yodaman Jer campaign have such a strong anti-n00b policy"
Because we acre about the forums. Unlike Matt Rock, who seeks to welcome n00bs with open arms.
Quote: "How can you have a n00b with a strong anti-n00b policy."
How DARE you sir! I am by no means a n00b! A newbie, perhaps, by the strictest standards, but not a n00b!
Quote: "We should not try to destroy or flame n00bs, but instead teach them manners. Decency."
NOT POSSIBLE.
Vote Omega/Yodaman Jer '12!
We are the only sensible choice.
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