Got your ticket, Seditious.
I see you maintained the transparency of the image nicely!
My dear and fellow TGC forum dwellers,
I come to you again in earnest to discuss the current state of the presidential race leading up to the elections. My ticket's primary opponent, the ticket of Yodaman Jer and Clonkex, has taken a turn for the worst. They are exhibiting a strategy of striking non-professionalism, presumably in hopes that they might appear more "common" with the ordinary forum dweller. We must be aware, my fellow forum dwellers, that we are a forum of
extraordinary individuals. We should not fall into the attractive grip of the falsely purported commonality of my opposing ticket. This forum needs a strong, devoted, professional leader if it shall see the light of day in the year to come.
My fellow forum dwellers, I additionally urge you to be alert of my primary opponent's suspect words regarding the goings of the future election. He continues to, with great over-confidence, assert the fact that he shall indeed win. In reality, of course, these words are merely of his attempt to craftily insert the prospect and certainty of his winning into your minds, as if you, my fellow forum dwellers, were actually that gullible. My opponent has, in addition, frequently made odd and uncanny jokes about rigging the voting process. Shall we, the unique forum that we are, succumb to the grips of the so-called "leadership" of a man who exploits the incorrectly evaluated thereby minds of you, my fellow forum dwellers, for his winning? Shall we allow our president to be one who, as a result of his jokes of terrible things, by no means is able to prove his stability? I should think not.
My fellow forum dwellers, I finally urge you to be keenly aware of my primary opponent's opposition to the constitution I have proposed. The constitution I have proposed grants power only to the community of this invaluable forum. To the president, the constitution only grants a responsibility, the propriety and overall execution of which is enforced by the impeachment power granted upon the community by the constitution. The constitution's goal is plain and simple -- to make the forum a better place. Should the constitution indeed be ratified by you, my fellow forum dwellers, shall we deem it a good idea to allow into power a man who has stated that the best type of government, one without the constitution I have proposed, is a free-for-all? I should think not. Of course, should the constitution be ratified and my opponent elected, his presidency shall be terminated by you, my fellow forum dwellers, should he fail to uphold his duties to make the forum a better place. He shall consider himself warned duly.
This forum needs a strong, devoted, transparent, growth supporting leader. I pledge to be the leader the TGC forum needs. My fellow forum dwellers, I think the decision is simple. Vote DJD64 and Comet.
"I've just added you to my sig list." - budokaiman
